On the left, the GWB flight suit action figure, available for $40 at Kay-Bee stores everywhere.

On the right, the GWB Texas Air National Guard action figure. Yes, it’s an empty box. Astonishingly, you can buy it on eBay, and the current bid is $61. Update, 10 minutes later: now it’s $75. Update, 7:55 AM: “The item you requested ( 3141998098 ) is invalid, still pending, or no longer in our database.” A shame, because the description of the item was priceless.