Melody Kramer @mkramer:
I want to start a dating service for people featured in physics problems.

@mkramer Dick is approaching his date at 0.92c. How much older will he be than Jane when he arrives?

Glenn Fleishman @GlennF:
A post about Rory Williams with spoilers from last night. If you’ve seen Angels, you can read it. blog.glennf.com/mtarchives/008…

@GlennF Hard to comment on your blog when you don’t allow comments…. But I think you got them all.

Glenn Fleishman @GlennF:
@jeffporten Did I turn them off? Used to be available. I think I had spam attacks.

@GlennF PS — how old is that pic of you on Yahoo Pipes page? Long before I met you/knew you, but I recognize the picture! Very odd.

Scholle McFarland @schollem:
@jeffporten @GlennF I think that was for a story Glenn did for me!

@schollem @glennf It’s weird. Like having a flashback to the 27-year-old self I forgot I had.

Glenn Fleishman @GlennF:
The Loop: “Verizon Wireless customers will not be charged for any unwarranted cellular data usage” bit.ly/Si9HIO

Lex Friedman @lexfri:
@GlennF I linked you to my very own article saying that many hours ago. Then you called me ugly. #Awesome ;)

Glenn Fleishman @GlennF:
@lexfri DID YOU HAVE THE PRECISE STATEMENT FROM VERIZON REP

Lex Friedman @lexfri:
@GlennF Yes.

Glenn Fleishman @GlennF:
@lexfri Reading is hard.

Lex Friedman @lexfri:
@GlennF And so are you. Wait.

@lexfri @glennf Another mental image I will have to spend hours scrubbing from my brain.

Glenn Fleishman @GlennF:
People are apparently freaking out about “end of world” b/c major media ignoring it. NASA scientist helping inform: wny.cc/ShMiqY

Jason Snell @jsnell:
@GlennF major media also ignoring alien invasions, implosion of sun, cancellation of Firefly, rapid evolution of Death Cucumbers.

Glenn Fleishman @GlennF:
@jsnell Yeah, but kids are apparently freaked out because it’s on the Internet and there’s no refutation

Dan Moren @dmoren:
@GlennF @jsnell I mean, I remembering being freaked out by the same rumor when I was in 7th grade. And I didn’t even know about the Internet

Glenn Fleishman @GlennF:
@dmoren @jsnell Oh, Dan, when I was a kid, it was the risk of global thermonuclear war.

@GlennF @dmoren @jsnell Especially if you played chess with computers.

Dan Savage @fakedansavage:
Smokers who take one last drag before boarding bus & slowly exhale smoke as they walk down bus looking for a seat = lowest form of humanity.

@fakedansavage In fairness to we smokers, we usually have no idea that smoke is in our lungs. Can’t feel them anymore.

Alex Abboud @alexabboud:
With city & casino biz in long decline, Atlantic City reinvents itself #everythingdiesbabythatsafact philly.com/philly/busines…

@alexabboud The regional conference idea isn’t bad—close to and lots of transportation from NYC and Philly.

@jeffporten @alexabboud Better than prior idea of “let’s make AC stop being a shithole.” That’s not something they can control.

Dan Moren @dmoren:
Just sitting here, pretending a sesame breadstick is a cigar. The usual. cl.ly/Jq6l

@dmoren Olive Garden’s “unlimited cigars” promotion was surprisingly unsuccessful.

Peter Cohen @flargh:
BREAKING NEWS: Yahoo CEO Mayer gives birth to a baby boy, sacrifices it to Huitzilopochtli to guarantee Yahoo’s continued survival.

@flargh Perhaps he was suffering from a brain cloud.

Emily Jacobi @emjacobi:
More specifically – my birthday is the end of December & I want to plan a trip that maximizes chances of seeing Aurora. What would you do?

@emjacobi Can’t remember if time of year matters, but hinterlands of Canada for “roughing it”, or cruise ship for comfort.

Lex Friedman @lexfri:
And now Sierra learned an important life lesson: Don’t stick pomegranate seeds in your nostrils.

@lexfri I think she’s supposed to spend a month in hell for each one she got in there.

Zach Weinersmith @ZachWeiner:
Getting stressed trying to buffer out all the traveling I’m about to do. Someone tell me jokes.

@ZachWeiner What do you call it if Zack Weiner travels too far and falls into the ocean? Buffer overflow.

Shawn King @ShawnKing:
My lunch: Macaroni salad on a bed of spinach with farm fresh tomatoes and Kalamata olives. WTF IS WRONG WITH ME!?

Moltz @Moltz:
@ShawnKing Who do you think you are? @adamengst?

Shawn King @ShawnKing:
@Moltz @adamengst I KNOW! Apparently, without my knowledge, I somehow made a healthy(ish) lunch. Even worse? IT’S YUMMY!

@ShawnKing @moltz @adamengst If you start wearing shoes with toes, seek medical attention immediately.

“@Reuters: Ten years later, DC sniper says he felt like “scum” reut.rs/W4e6O3” // Oddly enough, many people agree with him.

rik panganiban @rikomatic:
Seeing “Looper” today at 8:45 at Westfield Mall. Sounds really good! #fb

@rikomatic Whatever you do, don’t see it again, or you’ll risk breaking the time-space continuum.

Marco Tabini @mtabini:
This is kinda cool. pic.twitter.com/9frsDCUR

Lex Friedman @lexfri:
@mtabini Ugh, KM? Must be a bug. #droid #sponsored

Marco Tabini @mtabini:
@lexfri We put the ‘K’ in front of miles to confuse the Yanks.

@mtabini @lexfri I thought that was because the distance between any two people in Canada is best measured in kilomiles.