rik panganiban @rikomatic:
Reason #16 why folding bikes rock: throwing my #brompton under my shopping cart while shopping. pic.twitter.com/MhL50wl2
@rikomatic As a highly mobile non-driver, I’d love to rent bikes. But I can’t get around the “injury to myself or my gadgets” issue.
Bad cough and achy. Suspecting @glennf of kissing me on the way to Dulles last week.
Jeff Carlson @jeffcarlson:
@jeffporten @glennf @jsnell So now “Glenning” has a darker meaning.
@jeffcarlson @jsnell Or a lighter one. @glennf is kinda cute.
Kevin van Haaren @kvanh:
Whoa, i accomplished something today. A first for this week.
@kvanh That’s what I like about putting on socks. It’s an easy thing to check off.
John C. Welch @bynkii:
every time I see “this country was founded by people seeking religious freedom” I smile at the child-like innocence & ignorance displayed.
Darby Lines @Angry_Drunk:
@bynkii But that sounds so much better than “This country was founded (in part) by a bunch of fundy zealots who got thrown out of England.”
John C. Welch @bynkii:
@Angry_Drunk yeah. people like dey fairy tayles, what can you do.
Darby Lines @Angry_Drunk:
@bynkii It’s like the dolts who think that the Battle of Thermopylae was about “FREEEEDOM!!”
@Angry_Drunk @bynkii I thought the Battle of Thermopylae was for the liberty to practice homoeroticism with 300 guys in the mountains.
Glenn Fleishman @GlennF:
Yesterday: strep kicking my ass. Today: Antibiotics kicking my ass.
Guy English @gte:
@GlennF ugh. Hope you didn’t pick it up from your visit. Get well soon! And good luck tomorrow night in the past.
Jason Snell @jsnell:
@gte @GlennF Oh awesome, I’ve got a sore throat too!
Glenn Fleishman @GlennF:
@jsnell @gte I swear I didn’t kiss you. Not that I remember. That was a lot of wine poured on Saturday night.
Safe bet that if there were a picture of @GlennF & @jsnell kissing, a rumor site would have claimed that the iPhone 5 affects Kinsey scale.
rik panganiban @rikomatic:
Drinking the first “real” cup of coffee I’ve had in a week (I.e.made by me). I feel superhuman! #fb
@rikomatic Let me guess: caffeine grip and jitter action? #JeffPortenActionDoll
rik panganiban @rikomatic:
@jeffporten more like did 75 kettle bell reps and then 18 pull ups.
@rikomatic Jeez. If caffeine had the same effect on me, I’d look like Jack LaLanne.
Interesting watching which “undecided” voters approach Romney and which approach Obama.
“@RyanLizza: CNN clock now has Obama getting a full 5 more mins than Romney so far.” // very surprised, thought Romney was the dick.
Starting to think that “Osama bin Laden is dead” is the Democratic goyishe “next year in Jerusalem.”
Jason Snell @jsnell:
Really enjoying watching @lexfri descend into Eagles madness IN PERSON.
@jsnell @lexfri Don’t worry, it only turns into collective delusion if you actually drink Philadelphia tap water.
Still drinking coffee and catching up on Twitter, but apparently Arlen Specter has died after jumping from space.
“@birbigs: The Rold Gold pretzels you’re eating right now made in 1917.” // Converted to snacks after Bryan’s failed Cross of Gold campaign
Wait, there’s an actual @JoeBiden Twitter account? I thought there was some rule that they all had to be parodies.
Kirk McElhearn @mcelhearn:
The View from My Home – http://www.mcelhearn.com/2012/10/13/the-view-from-my-home/ … Someone asked; here’s a panoramic pic taken with iPhone 5 from the front of my house.
@mcelhearn …in case anyone was wondering why you live there.
@mentalpod Listening to the Cara Santa Maria ep — amazing show.
Robert Guerra @netfreedom:
Nice 2 see that #canada welcomes immigrants – won’t see signs like this in the US pic.twitter.com/MF3TNxIP
@netfreedom Depending on how the election goes, I might be inquiring on the definition of “youth”.
Peter Cohen @flargh:
Bill Moyers fact-checks Bill O’Reilly: http://bit.ly/TI536Z <3 <3 <3
@flargh That’s like a match-up between the Harlem Globetrotters and the Tunguska comet.
Peter Cohen @flargh:
@jeffporten O’Reilly started shit, and Moyers was only too happy to finish it.
@flargh Moyers rolls in, Moyers rolls out. No one can explain it.
Adam C. Engst @adamengst:
If you’re creating information for others, please read my “Think Like a Publisher” and let me know what you think! http://tid.bl.it/TmtmSo
@adamengst It’s difficult enough thinking like you when you’re my editor.
Tom Negrino @negrino:
Is it safe to unmute @glennf yet? He was heading towards a Tweet Singularity at last look. Or did he collapse into a black hole?
Dan Frakes @danfrakes:
@negrino @GlennF You should try catching up on your feed the next morning. It’s like an all-Glenn list.
Glenn Fleishman @GlennF:
@danfrakes @negrino You guys are so weird, like @lexfri. I surf Twitter. I cannot understand reading it like a newspaper.
Tom Negrino @negrino:
@GlennF @danfrakes I carefully pick the people I want to read on Twitter (I only follow about 50), & generally read the whole stream.
Glenn Fleishman @GlennF:
@negrino @danfrakes @lexfri We are superpositioned on two different Twitters.
@GlennF @negrino @danfrakes @lexfri Quantum Glenn is always tweeting and not twee… no, he’s always tweeting twice.