Quinn Norton @quinnnorton:
Kerning could make 20B the worst year ever.
ruben aronin @rubenaronin:
Having some fun at cleopatra exhibit pic.twitter.com/i17r0hgh
@rubenaronin Now teach them King Tut lyrics.
Heidi N. Moore @moorehn:
Is anyone surprised the FBI tracked Occupy? Even a passing familiarity with ’60s/’70s protests made it predictable. http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2012/dec/29/fbi-coordinated-crackdown-occupy …
@moorehn @carr2n Not just the 60s/70s. FBI on record tracking & infiltrating antiwar groups post-9/11.
Kevin van Haaren @kvanh:
Streaming Quincy episodes from Netflix and playing Zork I on my iPad. It’s retro/modern.
@kvanh is there a like button for this?
Just got a PR announcement for two CES booths I’m interested in, but PR is *so* annoying I’m tempted to blow them off.
I’m not sure whom “help a poor girl out!” is supposed to appeal to, but it’s not me.
Marco Tabini @mtabini:
Total family dentist expenditure of over $1,000 this month. I’d hate to see what that would be like if we had cavities.
@mtabini Actually, lower tooth volume would lower the bill. That’s how it works, right? By the gram?
Jon Seff @jonseff:
Trying tethering for the first time between my MBA and my iPhone. Works like a charm.
@jonseff Note: I just set up separate Locations for tether and wifi, so I always *know* when I’m using AT&T data. Easy to overdraw.
geneweingarten @geneweingarten:
I just heard for the first time that GOLF is an acronym for “gents only; ladies forbidden,” AND that this is a myth.
.@geneweingarten It actually stands for Greens Only for Languid Financiers.
Melody Kramer @mkramer:
I have accidentally wandered into yuppiest of yuppie philadelphia and I would like to retreat back into 1980s stoops and boomboxes Philly.
@mkramer Technically, “yuppie” *is* 1980s Philly.
Melody Kramer @mkramer:
Certain parts. RT @jeffporten: @mkramer Technically, “yuppie” *is* 1980s Philly.
@mkramer Also the etymology.
“@mental_floss: 5 Fictional Bears and Whether They’d Kill You — http://goo.gl/o7PSo #bestof2012” // Pooh, you magnificent bastard.
David Chartier @chartier:
When Siri can’t find an answer, it should lock up and make busted modem sounds like when people stump the Enterprise-D’s computer.
@chartier It’s all fun and games until Moriarty tries to kill you.
Kelly Guimont @verso:
Ain’t no buggy like the Ohio buggy cuz the Ohio buggy don’t stop… #amishmafia
@verso careful, or you’ll start a turf war with the Wells Fargo Wagon Opies.
Christina Warren @film_girl:
Seriously trying to explain an iPod nano to my 67 year old father is an exercise in patience. Not to mention showing my mother iTunes. Again
Glenn Fleishman @GlennF:
@film_girl I love my mother in law, but she appears to know less about computers each time she’s used one _over 20 years_.
Christina Warren @film_girl:
@GlennF Haha. This is the third or fourth iPod I’ve bought my parents since 2005. Mom at least loves her iPad (second since 2010)
Glenn Fleishman @GlennF:
@film_girl My mother in law says, “I put the thing on the thing and then that didn’t make it happen.” What THING? WHAT? WHAT?
@GlennF @film_girl In 1948, my father was building radios out of scrap wire. I’ve been a trainer for 20 yrs, could never teach him a thing.
@GlennF @film_girl I genuinely wonder if there’s going to be a tech that *I’m* useless with in 40 years.
Christina Warren @film_girl:
@jeffporten @GlennF yeah me too. Given my interests I just doubt it. Bt who knows. Maybe I’ll become a Luddite. Nah.
@film_girl @glennf The question is whether we adapt to *any* pace of change, or only *this* one.
@film_girl @glennf I think I’d be okay with nanotech or biotech body mods, but I think I’m edge case for my generation.
Glenn Fleishman @GlennF:
@film_girl @jeffporten I expect to always be tech support for my children.
Glenn Fleishman @GlennF:
Fellow Jeopardy winner just got her check. I expected to have to wait two more months! We will see what letter carrier brings!
@GlennF Really? Somehow I figured they’d cut you a check on the way out the door. Seems odd it should take so long.
Glenn Fleishman @GlennF:
@jeffporten Six months from taping is what they say. My friend @artchung wrote for Millionaire and he thought delay was bizarre.
@GlennF Makes financial sense due to the float, but I can picture horrible PR: “She won $200,000 on Wheel and went broke waiting”
Glenn Fleishman @GlennF:
@jeffporten Ken Jennings and his wife had to borrow money for _several months_!
@GlennF maybe Trebek has a sideline business in accounts receivable factoring.
Justine Larbalestier @JustineLavaworm:
Friend expressed surprise people google potential dates. Srsly? I google pretty much everyone I meet/do business with. I’m not alone, right?
@JustineLavaworm For online dating purposes, I usually give out my full name early precisely for this reason.
@JustineLavaworm Not expected in return due to gender double standard safety issues, but if I get a name or email, sure, I look it up.
Melody Kramer @mkramer:
I have wandered back to 1980s Philadelphia and I love it.
@mkramer if you’re near South Philly and the big hair is back, be careful around open flames.
“@io9: The One Type of Music That All Parrots Everywhere Despise http://on.io9.com/8eVw9aV ” // Enchanted Tiki Room?
Fraser Speirs @fraserspeirs:
Just don’t know if I can live with 256GB storage on my only machine.
@fraserspeirs I’ve taken to carrying around a 1 TB external. Best of both worlds.
Mike Monteiro @Mike_FTW:
Elaine divulges the hiding place of George’s parents to a handsome Nazi. Kramer accidentally breaks into Hitler’s bunker. #oldtimeyseinfeld
Fuck you, Letterpress dictionary.