• Patrick Roanhouse:
  I’m at Mandalay Bay Resort & Casino (Las Vegas, NV) w/ 44 others http://4sq.com/TV7rVL 

@Roanhouse Overslept, will be there shortly.

• Peter Cohen:
  I wonder if anyone has ever told Mitch Landrieu “You are not of The Body.” #treknerdhumor

@flargh When the guys with the tubes start lining the sidelines, run like hell.

• Christina Warren:
  My feed is so full of RG3 tweets. I had no idea everyone but me watched football. It’s football right?

@film_girl I’ve always assumed that RG3 was the second sequel to an SF flick I missed.

• Louis Rossetto:
  Twenty years ago today, we launched Wired — first copies were distributed at MacWorld SF 1993. It certainly has felt like a Bengali typhoon!

.@rossetto @StevenLevy I picked up my first ish at CES 1993.

• Jason Snell:
  Time enough at last! #twilightzone

@jsnell You tweeted that to make all of your CES worker bees cry, didn’t you?

• Jason Snell:
  @jeffporten No, just to suggest the cab line is post apocalyptic.

• Sharon Hill:
  A lofty goal in life is NOT to become like one’s parents. I’ve worked hard at that.

@IDoubtIt I used to do this well, but it all went to hell when I passed 40. More like my Dad every day. Not entirely a bad thing.

Note to self for 2014: thing to bring that was left out of the bag this trip, Provigil. Apparently I can’t pull all-nighters like I used to.

Dream started w/deli with @GeorgeHrab, ended with trebucheting cows at enemy barns. Note: have never eaten with Geo.

• Kirk McElhearn:
  If you live in center of York, you can’t sleep late on Sundays. Very loud bells from the York Minster, around the corner from my hotel.

@mcelhearn I’ll look around CES for bell-canceling headphones.

• Philip Michaels:
  Back at home: Awakened at 2 am by daughter having a bad dream.CES: Awakened by drunk who can’t differentiate room numbers. I hate Vegas.

@PhilipMichaels Try asking for room 555. Lowers the odds of a mixup.

• Jesse Spector:
  It would, of course, be the ultimate barfgasmic fustercluck if they somehow don’t ratify this thing. But everyone knows that.

@jessespector Barfgasmic fustercluck? Man, we’ve got to get a Secretary to reread the Prologue to you.

• Rich Siegel:
  @danfrakes @SteveStreza THAT LIST IS BEREFT OF FLESHY PALMS

• Lex Friedman:
  @siegel @danfrakes @SteveStreza /me weeps, curses @chartier

• Dan Frakes:
  @lexfri @siegel @SteveStreza @chartier Oh, man.

• Matt Braun:
  @danfrakes @lexfri @siegel @SteveStreza @chartier That list is definitely missing some good ones.

• David Chartier:
  @mattbraun @danfrakes @lexfri @siegel @SteveStreza Definitely missing some folks. Let’s start a petition!

@chartier @mattbraun @danfrakes @lexfri @siegel @stevestreza Apparently I am not yet Internet-famous. Get on it, @adamengst.

• Rob Pegoraro:
  Almost ready to ship out to CES… except I’m sure I’m forgetting to pack something but can’t remember what it was. http://robpegoraro.com/2013/01/05/packing-and-planning-for-ces/ …

• Jeff Carlson:
  @robpegoraro 1. MacBook Air power brick and long cable. 2. USB cable for camera. 3. Flask.4. Ibuprofen.5. Sanitizing gel.6. Sanity.

• Rob Pegoraro:
  @jeffcarlson You probably won’t need to make room in your luggage for item #6 on the way home.

• Jeff Carlson:
  @robpegoraro #6 mysteriously gets shipped back home midweek. Fortunately, it’s there waiting for you. Have fun! May you avoid the show crud.

@jeffcarlson @robpegoraro I left my sanity at EWR when they shut it down before 2009 CES. TSA never found it again.

• Brett Kelly:
  Sup, Vegas.

@inkedmn Will be there tomorrow.

• Brett Kelly:
  @jeffporten nice! where are you staying?

@inkedmn At the Quad for reasonable CES access. You?

• Brett Kelly:
  @jeffporten at the Rio for NMX

@inkedmn I’m moving there next week for the better rooms, but right now I’m happier with monorail access. See you tomorrow.

The real danger of smoking in bed is losing your white plastic lighter in the bedsheets.

A four hour nap is apparently how long it takes for my technical memory of this morning’s work to be overwritten with zeroes.

• Shawn King:
  “Google announced its partners will unveil Google TV products at CES…” What…AGAIN!? Hey Google – no one wanted Google TV the first time.

@ShawnKing I look forward to watching Google TV partners on my Q receiver. Along with the three other people who bought one.

• Jason Snell:
  Eating a minneola while reading about quenepas in “Sink Your Teeth In” (by @ojezap in @TheMagazineApp) http://the-magazine.org/7/sink-your-teeth-in …

• Julio Ojeda-Zapata:
  @jsnell Thanks for reading my @TheMagazineApp essay! Had to Google “minneola,” I learned something new today.

@ojezap @jsnell Minneola is the Latin term for when your nipples get *really* cold.

• Melody Kramer:
  Lance Armstrong just confessed to leaving the toilet seat up.

@mkramer But… but… that’s so non-aerodynamic!

• Peter Cohen:
  Thanks to @thatmatsmith for putting me on Engadget’s Who to follow on Twitter: Apple edition list, and welcome to new followers!

• Ian Schray:
  @flargh I followed you before you were cool. You’ve changed, man.

@idschray We should buy @flargh a robe, because then he might let us touch His hem.