All together now: He’s on super tilt, super tilt, he’s super tilted. DUM DUM DE DUM, DA DUM, DA DUM.
They don’t need medical marijuana legalized in Las Vegas, they just need to set up outpatient waiting in my hallway.
Forgot to eat for two days. Now at Rio buffet. The term”food coma” was invented for what will happen next.
- Jim Dalrymple:
My boobs shake when I jump up and down. Doesn’t sound as sexy when I say it out loud.
@jdalrymple but it’s still amusing to picture you jumping up and down.
- Jon Seff:
Hmm, ever odder. Added the event directly in Google Calendar and it’s still showing all those attendees
@jonseff does Google calendar cross check the event against other people’s calendars? Might be able to do title/time stamp/location lookup.
- Dave Pell:
i don’t care much about cycling, but I’d love to know Livestrong’s SEO tricks.
@davepell It’s a Demand Media site. That should tell you all you need to know.
“@slashdot: Superomniphobic Nano Coating Repels Liquid ” // Fantastic, we’ve finally invented materials that hate us.
- Glenn Fleishman:
In a Starbucks just now, I see that the Square Reader is for sale ($10). Barista was excited that *$ sold it.
@GlennF that’s fascinating. And the $10 charge causes a level of engagement that doesn’t happen when free. I have one, never set it up.
- Glenn Fleishman:
Once again, Chris Christie uses righteous anger to speak the truth others won’t:
@GlennF Annoyed by the press Christie is getting from his style. I first heard of him when @ThisAmerLife called him re a capital case….
@GlennF There was evidence the executed was innocent, and Christie used the same blunt style to say he didn’t give a shit.
“@SeinfeldToday: George carries an empty Starbucks cup so he can use WiFi at any location.” // Dammit, I am sick of being the George.
“@dailypenn: Catch Jon Huntsman in Huntsman Hall now! http://www.thedp.com/r/8975e1be ” // Why? What do we win?
- Lex Friedman:
Just learned the hard way that “grapes” isn’t a great word to pronounce in Pig Latin.
@lexfri Always split your diphthongs.
- Glenn Fleishman:
The best part of waking up / is Folger’s in the trash.
@GlennF Or to quote my grandmother, “the best part of waking up is waking up.”
- John Scalzi:
THAT BASTARD ATE THE PLUMS #PoetrySpoilers
@scalzi also, Kipling is apparently in favor of going through life on cocaine, meth, and heroin. #OnlyWayToFollowIf #PoetrySpoilers
- Chris Foresman:
Any diabetics or sugar-freegans out there have some recs for low-glycemic index foods/snacks without artificial sweeteners?
@foresmac American Diabetes Association used to maintain a list of vendors.
Interesting. Siri transcribes “MacWorld” with the intercapped W.
Twitter and Facebook are even more boring at 3 AM PST than EST. Clearly, I need more European friends.
- David Chartier:
I need a general, “here’s what happened if you weren’t there” WWII book. Recommendations? Must be available on iOS. Ideally iBookstore.
@chartier both Churchill’s and Rise and Fall of the Third Reich are considered classics of the genre.
- Brett Kelly:
Man, I was all wrong about Windows. pic.twitter.com/mEFIZZYK
@inkedmn and why do you want to synchronize your clock, huh? That’s awfully suspicious. That’s something terrorists and thieves do.