?@CaraSantaMaria: Landed in New Mexico! Time to shoot a teeeeveeee showwwww!!? // Breaking Bad? Because that would be AWESOME.

• Melody Joy Kramer:
  Id badge acquired. Tour taken. Time to write an article or two.

@mkramer If there’s going to be a feed to follow your NatGeo work, post it somewhere.

• Glenn Fleishman:
  Email has a first means of contact has already gone into the dustbin as some avoid publishing any public address. http://econ.st/165ZQN6 

@GlennF Hmm. Makes me wonder if there’s a market for turnkey [many] at [http://yourname.com ] service, since most geeks do that already.

@GlennF @lexfri Recapitulating yesterday’s tweet: I didn’t know cyborgs or Fembots had internal efficiency rankings.

• Chris Gonzales:
  @Moltz @GlennF @lexfri I can?t fault Glenn for that, he?s got a *whole pre-Twitter lifetime* to make up for.

• Moltz:
  @Gromble @GlennF @lexfri You?re saying Lex was grown in a vat? Interesting. Would explain why he?s only seen five movies.

• Glenn Fleishman:
  @Moltz @Gromble @lexfri Lex is actually an acronym for LEX EX X.

@GlennF @Moltz @Gromble @lexfri I thought Lex Friedman didn’t echo. Is there a Snopes for this?

• Lex Friedman:
  @GlennF Mostly watch TV and woo ladies. And I?m all out of gum.

@lexfri @GlennF And thighs of steel. Don’t forget the thighs of steel.

• Glenn Fleishman:
  If you think *I* exhaust you, you should look at all the things that @lexfri does. He makes me look lazy.

• Moltz:
  @GlennF @lexfri Lex makes it up by not tweeting a thousand times an hour.

• Glenn Fleishman:
  @Moltz @lexfri I have this curiosity that if I tweeted 60% less if I?d have 3x the followers or 1/3rd.

@GlennF @Moltz @lexfri I suppose you could test this by limiting yourself to 98 characters.

• Melody Joy Kramer:
  The entire work wardrobe for someone who hates clothes: 4 shirts, 6 pairs of pants, 8 dresses, 2 pairs? http://instagram.com/p/ZOwTrEAbXI/ 

@mkramer seems to me a NatGeo wardrobe should just be a couple of skins. #ButNotARealGreenDressThatsCruel

• io9:
  Doctor Who season finale shows up in the mail a few days early http://on.io9.com/FibRYTk 

?@io9: Doctor Who season finale shows up in the mail a few days early http://on.io9.com/FibRYTk ? // amazed this isn’t on BitTorrent already

• Melody Joy Kramer:
  So far I have found a board game bar and 87 pho places. This city is ok

@mkramer Board game bar is news to me. Which?

• Melody Joy Kramer:
  @jeffporten dunno the name. It’s near dupont

@mkramer I’d appreciate an address; I sometimes work near Dupont.

• Melody Joy Kramer:
  @jeffporten I don’t know where I was.

@mkramer LOL. Okay. Just make a note to buzz me next time you wander by. Sounds to me it’s probably a Gaiman door to Neverwhere, DC.

• Lex Friedman:
  @settern NOT: Maps, any weather app.

• Serenity Caldwell:
  @lexfri Anything using iPhone GPS will by default have issues. But the app does pretty well for itself. If only it had sync + more data.

• Lex Friedman:
  @settern oh, I just meant as an intellectual exercise: What?s the most accurate in the App Store?

• Jason Snell:
  @lexfri @settern I?ve been impressed with the accuracy of Couch To 5K. But couldn?t any app that uses full-on GPS say the same?

• Lex Friedman:
  @jsnell @settern Maybe Camera. Adequately reflects reality.

@lexfri @jsnell @settern I think the Lytro proves that a 2D image isn’t reality. Beyond that, we get into Allegory of the Cave stuff.

• Lex Friedman:
  @jeffporten @jsnell @settern figured it out: No app better reflects the harsh realities of life than the one for my bank accounts.

@lexfri @jsnell @settern so I guess I’m saying the most accurate app is Calculator… except that it has to be binary, not base 10.

@lexfri @jsnell @settern Yes, but WHICH banking app?

• Serenity Caldwell:
  @lexfri @jeffporten @jsnell Sad face.My most accurate: Clock.

• Glenn Fleishman:
  @settern @lexfri @jeffporten @jsnell Tiny Wings.

• David J. Loehr:
  @GlennF @settern @lexfri @jeffporten @jsnell The Magazine.

• Jeff Potter:
  So, if the human skull has a resonate frequency of ~160Hz, does that mean listening to that particular frequency will be painful?

@cookingforgeeks it’s not painful, but looking at a CRT while your head is vibrating is VERY weird. #ThingsAccidentallyLearnedInCollege

Not sure what kind of popcorn the guy next to me is eating, but my guess is on “rancid yak butter”.

Google Now amusing fact: it’s decided I work at the Starbucks on Penn campus and automatically shows me traffic maps to there.

“@wilw: Happy Mother’s Day to my space mom, @gates_mcfadden!” // awwwwwww

• Jason Snell:
  Ooops. Doctor Who season finale ships early to thousands of Blu-Ray purchasers.

@jsnell That damned TARDIS targeting circuit strikes again.

• Andrew Laurence:
  @angrymacbastard where is y’all’s content hosted? AMB episodes are the slowest downloading of all my subs.

@atlauren @angrymacbastard That’s not a bandwidth issue. That’s because if subject AMB to compression, they’ll go off like a fucking H-bomb.

• Andrew Laurence:
  @jeffporten @angrymacbastard safety first!

• Angry Mac Bastards:
  @atlauren @jeffporten Amazon S3 actually.

@mkramer Note: “networking” and “socializing” nearly synonymous in DC. Cultural thing.

• SciencePorn:
  Bacon affects the brain the same way as cocaine, overloading pleasure centers in the brain and requiring increasing amounts to be satisfied.

?@SciencePorn: Bacon affects brain like cocaine, overloading pleasure centers and requiring increasing amounts.? // As if that’s a problem.

• Josh Centers:
  So Marvel built their entire online comic service on Flash. What a scalable, long-term strategy.

@jcenters But… Flash is DC. Shouldn’t they have built it on Quicksilver?

• Josh Centers:
  @jeffporten Quicksilverlight