@jessespector Being Jeff Porten. I’m used to it from college friends.
Schadenfrozen: the joy of checking the weather back home when on the road to warmer places.
There will be a cloud-based sprinkler demoed at CES. This, surprisingly, is not an actual cloud.
@robpegoraro See you at Unveiled, or buzz me if you want to meet for a drink. I’m at NMX today.
@robpegoraro you coming back to Vegas this year?
@drkoosh I could be wrong, but recall that wobble has little overt effect on climate. Same amount of energy input, slightly different places
@erika_owens South Philly? Now I’m picturing six guys in a fistfight for the ASCAP rights.
@erika_owens and here I was picturing that song in a girl’s voice.
@erika_owens that sounds like song lyrics.
@slutz anything with the word “log” in it is healthy. Extra fiber.
There’s nothing like an all-nighter to make you miss being 24.
Spent the first seven hours of 2014 playing poker, so I guess that counts as being surrounded by loved ones.
Not sure WTF happened, but a round of applause for @verso, @bynkii, @Angry_Drunk, and @flargh for a podcast that should still exist.
Mac community is sometimes in dire need of satire & bad language. Too bad we can’t have nice things. @flargh @bynkii @verso @Angry_Drunk
Someone at CES is demoing a “book sterilizer”. I was unaware that book disease was a thing.
- Geoff Duncan:
@jeffporten They obviously want to keep all those books kept in close quarter in libraries from breeding, or they could threaten Google.
You have to wonder about a company which uses the brand names Hercules and Thrustmaster.
@jcenters That’s not anti-Communist, that’s Cthulhu.
- Robot J. McCarthy:
Please Expalin? RT @jeffporten: @jcenters That’s not anti-Communist, that’s Cthulhu.
- Kevin van Haaren:
iOS apps popular near you: Google Fiber. NOW YOU’RE JUST FUCKING WITH ME GOOGLE FIBER!
@kvanh When Google fucks with you, those Glass cuts can be nasty.
- Jesse Spector:
The tongue on the SpaghettiO represents how the US licked the Axis powers.
@jessespector Oddly, the SpaghettiSwastikas variety didn’t sell nearly as well.
- Rob Pegoraro:
Bumped a stack of books on the nightstand as I was putting down keys. Small black object fell out. “So that’s where that review phone went!”
@robpegoraro If you’re using it as a bookmark, it’s too thin.
Anyone who thinks brushed metal is gone in 10.9 hasn?t checked /Library/WebServer/Documents.