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RT @dangillmor: Press wisdom: Democratic president must nominate “moderate” to court. (Never mind that Republicans nominate hard-core right wingers.)

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Posted on February 14, 2016

@danielpunkass Technically no longer a sponge, at that point it’s a coral.

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Posted on February 14, 2016

@CaraSantaMaria Better question: are millennials really more narcissistic than the rest of us? ‘Cause since older folks ain’t no prize.

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Posted on February 14, 2016

We didn’t love to hate him, you twit. We were appalled by him. //
https://t.co/uS3PscAkNc https://t.co/2Eg37b9CpO

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Posted on February 14, 2016

About to step outside for a smoke. Debating what to set fire to to keep warm.

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Posted on February 14, 2016

RT @greenfield64: Want to know how things have changed? W/Thomas– a bitter, brutal fight–he was confirmed 52-48. It never occured to Dems to filibuster.

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Posted on February 14, 2016

@lexfri what did you get wife two?

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Posted on February 14, 2016

@chartier 46, haven’t cast out any abominations yet. Although there are a few things that baffle me.

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Posted on February 14, 2016

RT @kwissoker: As a friend put it: “Apparently, the GOP thinks that Black Presidents only get 3/5ths a term.”

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Posted on February 14, 2016

@mary_grace or to ease up on the O2 you’ve been pumping into the room to keep them going at speed.

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Posted on February 14, 2016

@jcenters Sociopathy makes some things easy.

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Posted on February 14, 2016

If I’m reading this right, last time Senate rejected SCOTUS nominee and next pres got the appt was 1968, LBJ-Nixon. https://t.co/mDpRXjq205

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Posted on February 14, 2016

Interesting. Kasich #2 in NH and #2 polling in SC, and suddenly my Twitter feed is filling up with Kasich attacks.

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Posted on February 13, 2016

RT @howtobetopp: @BilldeBlasio #Scalia requested cremation in his will but millions of women will meet tomorrow to discuss if that’s really best for his body

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Posted on February 13, 2016

RT @AliceAvizandum: does… does wikipedia want me to fuck the pope https://t.co/yqDAAMOGLw

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Posted on February 13, 2016

@angry_drunk Presumably, it’s one thing to hold up a nomination for 1 year, quite another to do it for four.

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Posted on February 13, 2016

RT @millerpolsci: Nightmare scenario: Senate doesn’t fill the spot. Cruz is elected, his eligibility is challenged, and the Court deadlocks at 4-4.

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Posted on February 13, 2016

@jessespector Hey, it’s news that he’s announcing this so quickly. I do *not* want to see the Dems roll over on this one.

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Posted on February 13, 2016

@jcenters Conservatives have shown they’ll consider any Dem to be the Antichrist. Liberals have shown they’ll compromise with anyone.

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Posted on February 12, 2016

@glennf @theincomparable Been over 40 years since I owned this comic, and yet this is what came to mind first: https://t.co/ATQwjUt2YA

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Posted on February 11, 2016

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