Because I can’t sleep anyway. Funny thing: when I’m at my most terrified, angry, and despondent, I use *less* profanity.

Don’t lose hope? Why not? | The Vast Jeff Wing Conspiracy

Washington Post already writing about fantasy Trump that will not exist.

Watch the new desperate consensus build of denying how bad this is going to be. It will not help.

President Trump

I’ve already done this. 9/11 taught me how strong America was; this, how fragile. I am much more afraid now than I was then. matt blaze on Twitter

The more I read about Comey and the FBI, the more I realize my previously high impression of them was based on third-grade civics twaddle.

FBI Director James Comey has a long history of ignoring the truth

In which Jeff basically loses his shit, uses lots of profanity, and you probably shouldn’t read this.

Thirty-three point five percent | The Vast Jeff Wing Conspiracy

The real conspiracy of this election is the FBI and 538 conspiring with Big Pharma to sell more Xanax.

The Odds Of An Electoral College-Popular Vote Split Are Increasing