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Greer Cheeseman, count your blessings
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Oh, FFS. Subhead to save you all a click: “Dems pick up a House seat in Pennsylvania – but is Lamb the start of a winning strategy or the establishment sidelining the Trump Resistance?”
Could be neither, you twit. Could just be a blue wave. And yes, Democrats are excellent at forming circular firing squads, but stories like this one hand out the guns and ammo.
My opinion: win at any cost first, my personal ideological purity becoming dominant second. Others disagree. That’s all. We disagree, we’re not blood enemies. Why Democrats Should Worry About Conor Lamb’s Victory
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Now I want to visit this office, they sound like fun Ásta Helgadóttir on Twitter
This would concern me more if I weren’t convinced that Nancy’s astrologer was preferable and more qualified ‘Hollowed out’ White House: Trump is on a dangerous path toward no advisers
My God, this needs to be read three times before it can be believed. EVERY TIME I think I’ve finally grasped how awful he is, something like this shows I’m not. White House: Never Mind the North Korea Meeting, Trump Was Just Babbling
So grateful that I have no memory of this whatsoever. Jeff
Even smaller minority: the number of people who can’t read this headline without thinking of Richard Dawson. White Christians are now a minority of the U.S. population, survey says
The word you are looking for is not “inconvenienced,” it’s “stranded.” This kind of reflexive downplay-the-problem, even when you’re not at fault, is why we hate you.
If you want to succeed at customer service, the first step is empathy.
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Laughing harder than I probably should GaAs Ellie D. on Twitter
Rebranding as Less of a Dick’s Sporting Goods Dick’s Sporting Goods CEO says company will stop selling assault-style rifles, set under-21 ban for other guns
The pink slip is a Raffel ticket Josh Raffel Departing White House Post, Returning to Private Sector
My work buddy Josh Centers just published this book, and if you want to tell Siri to buy a copy,* you should buy a copy.
*Siri doesn’t actually buy things yet, I think
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In a just world, this would be followed by Trump and Cory Booker both being near a crisis, and we all get to see their reactions live on camera. Boing Boing on Twitter