Dammit, I should have thought of this years ago. Of course a kid who’s trained to eat now because it might not be here later is going to eat the damn marshmallow. Why Rich Kids Are So Good at the Marshmallow Test

Not only that, he either didn’t correct himself in the time it took to order the stamp, or someone is mass producing them and selling them. LIZ in CLE on Twitter

Do you want to know more about what an Apple TV will do later this year? Of course you do! It’s just like the other 3,000 stories about Apple since yesterday, but with more* humorous asides.

*Quantity, not quality

tvOS 12 Goes to 11 with Dolby Atmos – TidBITS

Attention anyone who argued with me when I said that Trump lowers the value of our Penn degrees Norman Ornstein on Twitter

I assume this means Fear and Loathing style parties and my connections to Suzanne Jackowski will get me invited.

Alan Sepinwall on Twitter

Two experts on Apple devices and photography, talking about both. Episode #1 – Introducing the PhotoActive Podcast

I saw these in New York. People seemed to like them because they’re much easier to put straws into. George Takei

Do you want to take control of your wifi security? Of course you do! And now you can for only thirteen bucks. Listen to Glenn, he’s very smart.

Take Control of Wi-Fi Networking and Security

I’ve heard three different interpretations of this story and this is a very welcome fourth. josie duffy rice on Twitter

“The problem with almost everything President Trump is doing today is not that he’s violating norms. The problem is that he is abusing his presidential powers to cover up his crimes and his associates’ crimes. Full stop. That’s the problem. The norms are just the orange rubber cones he knocked over when he drove out of his lane and headed for the crowded sidewalk.” Stop Talking about ‘Norms’

Stop Being Called a Liar with This One Weird Trick: Don’t Lie Sanders: Being called a liar ‘bothers me’