JeffMedia Review: Banlieue 13 (District B13)

4 out of 5I recently rewatched this 2004 film in preparation for the sequel, which is my current Netflix DVD. Not that you need to watch one to get the other, as these are simple action films where the plot is secondary to the balletic violence.

But damn, this is the best balletic violence I’ve ever seen. Stars David Belle and Cyril Raffaelli are experts in parkour—for those of you unfamiliar, it’s what you saw during the opening chase scene in Quantum of Solace—and they do things in this film which makes you wonder what low-gravity planet they filmed it on.

Beyond that, this is an over-the-top, ridiculous film and it is completely self-aware of this fact. A very enjoyable watch after a long day, no brainpower necessary.

Brainwave computer interface, for cheap

Live demo of a brainwave computer interface, end user cost of a few hundred dollars. Trainable in eight seconds.

Infographic: Mega Shark

A large number of my friends have waxed rhapsodic over that fine piece of filmic literature, Mega Shark Vs. Giant Octopus. I have not yet seen it, but on the theory that everyone needs to know what the launch speed of an ocean-going shark needs to be in order to take down a commercial plane, I hereby link to this explanatory graphic.

Addendum: The movie stars Debbie Gibson, and apparently is being followed up by Mega Python vs. Gatoroid.

Addendum, part the second: This really needs to reach a wider audience.

1966 La Choy Muppets Ad

Jim Henson as a Mad Man. Kermit in his initial role as Beaker (apparently before his promotion). Muppets with live flamethrowers. An adult woman reacting the way a normal human being would to an eight-foot Muppet (fear for her life). This is pure genius.

Also, the concept of 1,200 cub scouts is terrifying.

Hope to never meet the guy who clicked it.

I’ve received a lot of spam in my lifetime, but still, this one was just jaw-dropping.