Clearing out some very old notes for blogposts, so apologies that some of what’s to come is stale-dated. Starting with: if you haven’t read this already, EFF’s legal guide for bloggers is a must-read for anyone running a website.
#0000FF Blooded
This Wired article on the online community for the rich and famous is fascinating, in a sort of “slow down for an accident” kind of way.
Google SMS widget
Google provides a form to send an SMS. Been looking for one of these as my Bluetooth connection to my cell phone sometimes goes wonky, and it’s always faster to keyboard than to do pen input.
The nose always points out
Courtesy of Mind Hacks (which I’m reading on the Safari Bookshelf), a brain-melting optical illusion of a rotating face mask.
Ito on Hiroshima
I’ve been doing some writing recently about the difference in post-WWII America and today’s version, with an eye to contrasting the Marshall Plan to our more militant stance today. With that in mind, I point you to Joi Ito’s essay on the 60th anniversary of Hiroshima in the New York Times:
My mother used to talk about the American occupation of our hometown in northern Japan when she was a child. Our house, the largest in the area, was designated to be the Americans’ local headquarters. When the soldiers arrived, my great-grandmother, nearly blind at the time, was head of the household, my grandfather having died during the war.
My great-grandmother and my grandmother faced the occupiers alone, having ordered the children to hide. The Japanese had been warned that the invading barbarians would rape and pillage. My great-grandmother, a battle-scarred early feminist, hissed, “Get your filthy barbarian shoes off of my floor!” The interpreter refused to interpret. The officer in command insisted. Upon hearing the translation from the red-faced interpreter, the officer sat on the floor and removed his boots, instructing his men to do the same. He apologized to my great-grandmother and grandmother.
It was a startling tipping-point experience for them, as the last bit of brainwashing that began with “we won’t lose the war” and ended with “the barbarians will rape and kill you” collapsed.
What perhaps makes this more remarkable is that the Americans themselves had been brainwashed to believe the Japanese were warmongering subhumans, and yet somehow they retained the dignity to offer this courtesy. I have no doubt that many individuals in the military have the same inclination; would that our policies reflected such.
And the ID meme makes you more appealing to the vacuous
Via Boing Boing, New Scientist reports that the malaria virus makes its victims more appealing to mosquitoes. Either evolution in action, or Intelligent Design folks like W must believe in a God who is truly a vicious bastard.
“What’s surprising is that this is not to the advantage of anybody but the parasite,” says Jo Lines of the London School of Hygiene and Tropical Medicine, UK. “This tremendously important interaction for the person and the mosquito—both can die as a result—is being engineered by the parasite.”
Some thoughts on the terror web
Something I wrote up for Dave Farber’s Interesting-People list. This is part of a discussion about a Washington Post article on terrorist’s use of the web.
Agreed that the Post article was long on fear-mongering and short on facts. But there are some really interesting dynamics going on here. I did some work with a researcher in the field a year or so ago, which I never had time to follow up. Here were my initial impressions reviewing some of the terrorist sites:
- Across the board, the sites that I saw showed a level of technical competence that would put most decentralized nonprofit networks to shame (which I think is the closest analog in the noncriminal space). Granted that I don’t think the best and the brightest CSS designers are al-Qaeda operatives, but this also wasn’t FrontPage 97 work.
- Pursuant to that observation was a clear separation of form from content. Several sites had digital photography taken from the POV of the insurgents, posted within 24 hours of being taken. (At least, so it was claimed; I’m not qualified to confirm that these weren’t months-old photos.) Some of this could have been done with a zoom lens by someone who was on the outskirts, but some other photos seemed to only be possible if the photographer was under fire or at least in the thick of the attack. This raised several interesting points:
- that al-Qaeda had propaganda networks in place sufficient to motivate people to risk their lives for such material;
- that these networks were capable of moving the product from early-2004 Iraq to a location where they could be sent over the Internet. I’m presuming here that the public Internet cafes are not a safe location to do this, so that would mean private operatives with satellite communications, or a conduit to move the data storage physically outside of the country. (Naturally, as Iraq’s infrastructure improves, this problem resolves itself.)
- again inferring from the competence of these sites, the webmasters are almost certainly not in a danger zone, meaning either combat or fear of being detected or interrupted. The sites are not published in haste. Which implies a sophisticated system of combining “combat journalists” with a home desk.
- Many of these websites are highly transient; a site can be taken down in the space of days by the ISP when its content is reported (or may be taken down by the authors before the authorities can find them). The nontransient sites are the ones that tend to have the scary propaganda of the “we will bury you” variety; it’s the short-lived sites that have the red meat, such as bomb plans. Since the network relies on these transient sites, that implies a darknet P2P system, probably by IM or email to equally transient addresses, to spread the word about where to go for information. I’m guessing here a structure similar to the infrastructure supporting 1980s BBS systems used to disseminate child pornography; they thrived, but there wasn’t a text file you could download giving out those phone numbers. And they had similar consequences for the users, and transience of the “web sites”.
- Corollary: sites that can be found by a Haifa researcher or the Washington Post can also be found by DHS and similar international agencies. This is known to the wiser people in the audience of these websites, who also know that in some cases they may risk incarceration or death by being identified as part of its readership. It’s safe to assume, then, that the less transient and better-known the site, the less likely it will actually attract the more dangerous terrorists. Tracing these connections can have a honeypot effect to trap the new converts, the careless, or the ignorant—which is valuable, but should also be recognized for its limitations.
- given the sophistication I’m reading into the publication process, one then wonders why some sites, with some dangerous information, are not transient. That is, a legitimate terrorist site that remains available must be known to be under surveillance by any intelligent criminal publisher. But some inflammatory sites do remain live. AFAIK, this never occurred in the child porn systems I mentioned earlier. Potential reasons:
- these are published by the stupid criminals. It’s a bell curve, somebody’s got to be on the short side.
- these are published as honeypots by law enforcement groups to see who shows up.
- these are published as honeypots by terrorists to allow them to do counter-espionage and see what tools are used to watch them.
As I said, after a few days of meetings with the researchers whom I met, I was distracted from follow-up, so all of the above is complete conjecture with little actual data to back it up. Criticism and factual evidence for or against greatly appreciated.
A possibly recognizable tune
This Modern Major General parody of Britain’s ID cards is not to be missed, especially as the US is not much further behind with REAL ID.
More words from Sam Clemens
Something I would have posted for Independence Day, had I read it by then. From A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur’s Court. For those of you who haven’t read it (shame on you!), the narrator is currently the second-in-command of King Arthur’s England, and is traveling with a noblewoman on a quest when this scene occurs.
I just finished Huckleberry Finn prior to reading this, and have read a few critiques calling it Twain’s best work, and perhaps the finest American novel of the 19th century. I’m not qualified to dispute that; but measured in terms of raw satire and love of country, Yankee stands head and shoulders above it.
In half an hour we came upon a group of ragged poor creatures who had assembled to mend the thing which was regarded as a road. They were as humble as animals to me; and when I proposed to breakfast with them, they were so flattered, so overwhelmed by this extraordinary condescension of mine that at first they were not able to believe that I was in earnest. My lady put up her scornful lip and withdrew to one side; she said in their hearing that she would as soon think of eating with the other cattle—a remark which embarrassed these poor devils merely because it referred to them, and not because it insulted or offended them, for it didn’t. And yet they were not slaves, not chattels. By a sarcasm of law and phrase they were freemen. Seven-tenths of the free population of the country were of just their class and degree: small “independent” farmers, artisans, etc.; which is to say, they were the nation, the actual Nation; they were about all of it that was useful, or worth saving, or really respect-worthy, and to subtract them would have been to subtract the Nation and leave behind some dregs, some refuse, in the shape of a king, nobility and gentry, idle, unproductive, acquainted mainly with the arts of wasting and destroying, and of no sort of use or value in any rationally constructed world. And yet, by ingenious contrivance, this gilded minority, instead of being in the tail of the procession where it belonged, was marching head up and banners flying, at the other end of it; had elected itself to be the Nation, and these innumerable clams had permitted it so long that they had come at last to accept it as a truth; and not only that, but to believe it right and as it should be. The priests had told their fathers and themselves that this ironical state of things was ordained of God; and so, not reflecting upon how unlike God it would be to amuse himself with sarcasms, and especially such poor transparent ones as this, they had dropped the matter there and become respectfully quiet.
The talk of these meek people had a strange enough sound in a formerly American ear. They were freemen, but they could not leave the estates of their lord or their bishop without his permission; they could not prepare their own bread, but must have their corn ground and their bread baked at his mill and his bakery, and pay roundly for the same; they could not sell a piece of their own property without paying him a handsome percentage of the proceeds, nor buy a piece of somebody else’s without remembering him in cash for the privilege; they had to harvest his grain for him gratis, and be ready to come at a moment’s notice, leaving their own crop to destruction by the threatened storm; they had to let him plant fruit trees in their fields, and then keep their indignation to themselves when his heedless fruit-gatherers trampled the grain around the trees; they had to smother their anger when his hunting parties galloped through their fields laying waste the result of their patient toil; they were not allowed to keep doves themselves, and when the swarms from my lord’s dovecote settled on their crops they must not lose their temper and kill a bird, for awful would the penalty be; when the harvest was at last gathered, then came the procession of robbers to levy their blackmail upon it: first the Church carted off its fat tenth, then the king’s commissioner took his twentieth, then my lord’s people made a mighty inroad upon the remainder; after which, the skinned freeman had liberty to bestow the remnant in his barn, in case it was worth the trouble; there were taxes, and taxes, and taxes, and more taxes, and taxes again, and yet other taxes—upon this free and independent pauper, but none upon his lord the baron or the bishop, none upon the wasteful nobility or the all-devouring Church; if the baron would sleep unvexed, the freeman must sit up all night after his day’s work and whip the ponds to keep the frogs quiet; if the freeman’s daughter—but no, that last infamy of monarchical government is unprintable; and finally, if the freeman, grown desperate with his tortures, found his life unendurable under such conditions, and sacrificed it and fled to death for mercy and refuge, the gentle Church condemned him to eternal fire, the gentle law buried him at midnight at the cross-roads with a stake through his back, and his master the baron or the bishop confiscated all his property and turned his widow and his orphans out of doors. […]
These poor ostensible freemen who were sharing their breakfast and their talk with me, were as full of humble reverence for their king and Church and nobility as their worst enemy could desire. There was something pitifully ludicrous about it. I asked them if they supposed a nation of people ever existed, who, with a free vote in every man’s hand, would elect that a single family and its descendants should reign over it forever, whether gifted or boobies, to the exclusion of all other families—including the voter’s; and would also elect that a certain hundred families should be raised to dizzy summits of rank, and clothed on with offensive transmissible glories and privileges to the exclusion of the rest of the nation’s families—including his own.
They all looked unhit, and said they didn’t know; that they had never thought about it before, and it hadn’t ever occurred to them that a nation could be so situated that every man could have a say in the government. I said I had seen one—and that it would last until it had an Established Church. Again they were all unhit—at first. But presently one man looked up and asked me to state that proposition again; and state it slowly, so it could soak into his understanding. I did it; and after a little he had the idea, and he brought his fist down and said he didn’t believe a nation where every man had a vote would voluntarily get down in the mud and dirt in any such way; and that to steal from a nation its will and preference must be a crime and the first of all crimes. […]
You see my kind of loyalty was loyalty to one’s country, not to its institutions or its office-holders. The country is the real thing, the substantial thing, the eternal thing; it is the thing to watch over, and care for, and be loyal to; institutions are extraneous, they are its mere clothing, and clothing can wear out, become ragged, cease to be comfortable, cease to protect the body from winter, disease, and death. To be loyal to rags, to shout for rags, to worship rags, to die for rags—that is a loyalty of unreason, it is pure animal; it belongs to monarchy, was invented by monarchy; let monarchy keep it. I was from Connecticut, whose Constitution declares “that all political power is inherent in the people, and all free governments are founded on their authority and instituted for their benefit; and that they have at all times an undeniable and indefeasible right to alter their form of government in such a manner as they may think expedient.”
Under that gospel, the citizen who thinks he sees that the commonwealth’s political clothes are worn out, and yet holds his peace and does not agitate for a new suit, is disloyal; he is a traitor. That he may be the only one who thinks he sees this decay, does not excuse him; it is his duty to agitate anyway, and it is the duty of the others to vote him down if they do not see the matter as he does.
Wil Shipley on business culture
QOTD:
You don’t adopt the mannerisms of big, successful companies when you’re small, because those mannerisms aren’t what made the companies successful. They’re actually symptoms of what is killing the company, because it’s become too big. It’s like if you meet an really old, really rich guy covered in liver spots and breathing with an oxygen tank, and you say, “I want to be rich, too, so I’m going to start walking with a cane and I’m going to act crotchety and I’m going to get liver disease.”
The canary is getting sick
FBI collects dossiers on the ACLU and Greenpeace as part of the war on terrorism.
But the Braille version was a complete flop
Little known Boston fact: the T is a world-famous pioneer of MorseLED™ message displays.
Why Steve doesn’t come around anymore
Caught this shot on Monday evening, before the conference really got into full swing. The computers here are owned by the Hynes Convention Center, and were set up to poll the attendees about their impressions.
My impression: guys, when you’re holding a Mac conference, take 30 seconds to change your screen savers, alright?
These was a rumor that Steve Jobs was in attendance and was wandering the show floor. This was accompanied by a story about a presenter who spotted him in the audience and got so flustered that he had to end his talk early. Honestly, I hope Steve’s got better things to do; if I can do the expo in 15 minutes, I can’t see what would make his visit worthwhile.
MacWorld Boston trip report
Best thing I can say about MacWorld: Boston’s a nice town to visit. I’m writing this in the shadow of an 1867 statue dedicated to “the relief of human suffering by the inhaling of ether”, so you know these guys know how to party.
MacWorld Boston is the red-headed stepchild compared to San Francisco (and increasingly the Worldwide Developer Conference), so most of the value of the conference came from meetings I had set up beforehand. Aside from that, the show floor was so sparse that I could walk it in 15 minutes, and I had finished everything I wanted to do on the floor by the end of day one. Day two I bought a few gizmos (an earclip flashlight, just because, and a BTI replacement battery for my laptop). Day three I didn’t even bother showing up, although I spent most of it in the Starbucks next door to the Hynes Center.
The good things I can say: all card-carrying geeks should make plans to see Andy Ihnatko speak sometime before they die. He’s a showman as well as a writer; what else can you say about a man who makes a robe out of discarded iPod banners for part of his presentation? His talk was fairly varied, but some high points included his two-cent heads up display (mirror reverse a PDF print preview, print to paper and place on car dashboard), and an amusing discussion of why the switch to Intel shouldn’t matter for most users.
I also enjoyed Ben Waldie’s talk on Automator; the crowd ranged from developers to complete newbies, and he seemed to make it interesting for all attendees. I’m looking forward to catching up with him at the Philadelphia AppleScript MUG at some point.
The real disappointment was the show floor. I really don’t have a strong enough need for high-volume DVD burners that I need to compare four vendors. There are really just so many iPod accessories that need to exist, but apparently some companies haven’t gotten that memo. And while I’m as crazy as the next person (here, anyway) about the newest bags I can use to shlep around my laptop, the biggest innovation I saw was the use of lavender ballistic nylon instead of Model T Black.
One group I will be keeping an eye on are the AppleSpecialists, a consortium of independent Apple resellers who are banding together to compete more effectively against the Apple stores. More than once I heard vendors expressing interest because it’s difficult at times to deal with the monolithic Apple corporate structure to get retail space. One of the members is MacUpgrades in my hometown, and I’ve been impressed enough with those guys for years to give high marks to the rest of the bunch.
Verdict: I’m glad I came, but the best parts of the trip were thanks to some of the people here. The show, not so much. Better to make plans for MWSF; I’ll be in Italy for the 2006 edition, but January, 2007 should be an eventful time to make my next appearance.
Happy 238th, John Q.
It’s been quite a few years since I’ve been to Boston, and I think this might be my first aimless day wandering around it. There’s an inherent charm here that I’m trying to determine whether it’s local, or if I’m just putting traveler’s gloss on what I’m seeing.
Certainly, the Public Gardens need no gloss. It’s beastly hot here today (i.e., what I’d be getting if I stayed in Washington), but the Gardens have plenty of shade and a steady breeze. The feel here reminds me of Hyde Park in London; it’s a bit more bedecked with benches and human amenities than is the British custom, but it has the same sense of calm. Washington has her fair share of parks, but the closest thing we have to a place like this is the Tidal Basin, which unfortunately is not in my part of town. And the Basin somehow doesn’t have the human scale that I’m seeing here.
Airheaded thinking
A few mundane thoughts that damn near everybody has in airports, but which I can’t help writing about while I’m airblogging.
We take this miracle a bit too much for granted. I’m flying to Boston; the neighboring gates were going to Tampa and Seoul. Boston, Tampa, Seoul. Those don’t seem to belong in the same sentence. The excitement experienced by the waiting passengers didn’t seem to correlate with the destination.
My neighbor across the aisle is a young teenager who barely looked out the window when we took off. This strikes me as unnatural for adults, let alone for children.
We are asked to fasten our seat belts whenever the sign is lit, or whenever we are seated. Therefore, we should fasten our seats belts when we are not seated because the sign is lit.
Note this sign at Dulles, directing you to a Starbucks. You approach it from the entrance to Terminal B, and if you follow the sign immediately and turn right, you will not look to your left and find there is another Starbucks immediately behind you. Luckily, I already had my venti coffee from the third Starbucks in the kiosk that was just past security.
Prior to takeoff, I was told to shut off my electronic devices, but I could still use my cell phone until they shut the doors. My electronic device is also a cell phone; if a cell phone is not dangerous, then clearly my smartphone is less so when not being used for a call. And yet it does not fall into the set of all electronic devices.
Further evidence that I am an idiot: I have six movies to watch on my laptop. I have the complete works of Mark Twain on my cell phone. And yet, when they told me to shut off my gizmos, I realized that I had brought nothing to read that was not battery-powered.
While I was in the bathroom, they handed out mints on the plane. The mints were strong enough that the actual cabin turned minty fresh; I could tell what the flight attendant was handing me without asking. And when they brought around the hot towels (a very nice touch on a no-frills fare), they had dropped some dry ice in water to give the tray the proper steaming presentation.
That’ll have to be jeffreyporten.com from now on
This is my first flight on Independence Air, and all in all I’m pleased with them so far. I respect any airline that allows its flight attendants to refer to a water landing as a “dip in the Atlantic”, and I’m even more impressed by the graphic that accompanied the plane evacuation instructions. Yes, that’s a broken-up plane outside the window, and they even put an “i” on the ruined tail rudder. That’s ballsy.
But their computer systems can use some work. I signed up for their frequent flier program when I bought my ticket, but it was rejected when I tried to use it. I figured it was a computer glitch, and went to gate to resolve it when I checked in.
Thirty minutes later, the gate agent is still having the same problem. Turned out that my FF account, like just about everything else in my life, was under the name “Jeff”, but I had ticketed myself with my passport-kosher legal name of “Jeffrey”. The only people who call me Jeffrey knew me when I was less than three feet tall. Problem number two was that the name on my frequent flier account is apparently engraved in stone and cannot be changed. So I was reticketed as Jeff and sent on my merry way.
Me: “So, when I come home, will TSA know that ‘Jeff’ on my ticket and ‘Jeffrey’ on my passport are the same person?”
Indy Air (paraphrasing): “Sure hope so, because we don’t.”
Paying the Reid Airport Tax
My Lord, did I screw up this trip.
So I’m standing in a TSA line imported straight from EuroDisney in August, when suddenly on the fifth repetition the canned announcement about prohibited items sinks into my cranium. I blame the early morning departure time. It was 11 AM; who is up at that ungodly hour?
But eventually I hear the word “lighter” and realize that I’ve got one of those. A rather nice one, with sentimental value. Credit where credit is due, I got no argument when I surrendered the lighter (easily replaceable) and kept the case (the important part).
But then came the metal detector, and my repeatedly setting it off, and my subsequent wanding. Obviously, my travel skills have atrophied, because this is what I was still wearing: left pocket, pack of cigarettes in foil, aspirin container (scraps of foil left on rim); right pocket, unidentified something in my wallet, and back it went into the X-ray; shirt pocket, an errant dime; right hand, class ring; waistline, belt buckle and cell phone belt clip with metal clasp.
That was after I had cleared myself of all metal. Steve Austin would have gotten through easier than I did. But eventually I made it, less one lighter. Those of you who feel smokers deserve all the hassles they get may commence experiencing schadenfreude now.
Upon arrival at Dulles Gate B, I headed off to the smoking lounge for a last hit before the flight, where I found dozens of travellers who had passed through security while retaining their deadly incendiary objects, and who shared them freely with me. A flight attendent told me, between puffs, that they had to be careful because TSA raided the lounge from time to time and confiscated the lighters.
To which I commented, “All of these people have committed a felony by getting those lighters this far. If they were serious about the law, they’d come in here and do mass arrests.” It’s nice to see that even TSA acknowledges that their security is just for show.
Bonus points to me for not actually referring to the cost of my lighter as the Reid tax while at the checkpoint—although seeing as how I’m writing this from the plane, perhaps a few points should be stricken off.
Whatever updates
Two more Jeffposts to the Whatever today: Fifty years ago, and today, and Vigilant.
I’m en route to MacWorld Boston, so watch this space for a roadtrip report commencing shortly.
It’s improved a bit since then.
Laugh-out-loud funny passage from Mark Twain’s A Tramp Abroad:
RECIPE FOR GERMAN COFFEE
Take a barrel of water and bring it to a boil; rub a chicory berry against a coffee berry, then convey the former into the water. Continue the boiling and evaporation until the intensity of the flavor and aroma of the coffee and chicory has been diminished to a proper degree; then set aside to cool. Now unharness the remains of a once cow from the plow, insert them in a hydraulic press, and when you shall have acquired a teaspoon of that pale-blue juice which a German superstition regards as milk, modify the malignity of its strength in a bucket of tepid water and ring up the breakfast. Mix the beverage in a cold cup, partake with moderation, and keep a wet rag around your head to guard against over-excitement.