Thank God for stupid terrorists

Reuters reports on a man in Pennsylvania arrested for attempting to conspire with al-Qaeda.

More power to the FBI—they caught someone who clearly wanted to be a Bad Guy. But let’s note, before getting into a tizzy about the terrorists amongst us, that this guy did not exactly pose a threat. He was looking for money from the sting agent; i.e., he had no resources of his own. He was unemployed, with a criminal record.

The article notes what he wanted to do; it perhaps should put a bit more emphasis that this man would be as likely to win a gold medal in Italy as to actually find a backer, or to accomplish what he set out to do.

Stochastic cause

Kevin Drum raises some interesting questions about the change in meaning of some legal terms when computers are used in the decision:

The nice thing about probable cause and reasonable suspicion and other similar phrases is that they have a long history behind them. There are hundreds of years of statutory definition and case law that define what they mean, and human judges interpret them in ways that most of us understand….

But the NSA’s domestic spying program doesn’t rely on the ordinary human understanding of these phrases. Instead, it appears to rely primarily on software algorithms that determine whether or not a person is acting in a way that merits eavesdropping.

Really, this isn’t at all surprising

Some fun you can have on your next snow day:

1. Google for the Constitution.

2. Go to the first “I’m feeling lucky” response, which is the US House of Representatives.

3. Click on the full text link for the Constitution.

4. Thrill in horror as the House of Representatives specifically disclaims any responsibility for the content of said Constitution.

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An effective strategy for scandal

Peter Daou documents a week’s events, all of which could be front-page news and political embarassments. His theory: there are just so many that disorganized Democrats and distractable media can’t stick with one long enough to get people to care.

I read this as an indictment of the Democrats, but worth checking out to be reminded how many things pop up in a single week.

Serve your country as an arm of the ruling party

TPM notes legal and ethical conflicts in the latest partisan Bush use of the military:

[A]ctive duty personnel […] may not “Participate in partisan political management, campaigns, or conventions (unless attending a convention as a spectator when not in uniform).”

Now, we don’t know if these military personnel are appearing in uniform or not. And much of this probably turns on what constitutes a ‘political event’. But to my mind, an event organized by a Republican party official at the direction of the White House political office is by definition a political event. That’s just obvious, isn’t it?

Another question. We know how the White House political office knows who’s a Republican County Chairman. How do they know which active duty military officers in a given area want to make speeches supporting the administration current policies in Iraq? Think about that.

You know, it used to be when you thought about a political party that harnessed every action of government for partisan aim, and judged everyone through that lens, you were talking about Communists. I guess Karl Rove decided he admires Karl Marx after all.

Barred from discussion

Ah, I remember the good old days when everyone knew whom to despise. Only a few scant years later, and Bob Barr, darling of the impeach-Clinton set, needs a poison taster for his rubber chicken:

“Are we losing our lodestar, which is the Bill of Rights?” Barr beseeched the several hundred conservatives at the Omni Shoreham in Woodley Park. “Are we in danger of putting allegiance to party ahead of allegiance to principle?”

Barr answered in the affirmative. “Do we truly remain a society that believes that… every president must abide by the law of this country?” he posed. “I, as a conservative, say yes. I hope you as conservatives say yes.”

But nobody said anything in the deathly quiet audience. Barr merited only polite applause when he finished, and one man […] booed him loudly.

I was at the Omni Shoreham yesterday—wish I had known to drop by and be the plant in the audience.

More adoption of a Bush-friendly lexicon

Media Matters is tracking the adoption of Bush spin as a way of describing one of his policies:

Following the lead of Fox News and The Washington Times editorial page, an article by the Associated Press adopted a variation of the White House terminology “terrorist surveillance program” to describe the Bush administration’s domestic spying program.

Seems to me, if we’re going to call a surveillance program with a documented success rate of < 0.5%1 as “terrorist-related”, we could also call lightning a steady source of electrical power, and my past PowerBall wins as a steady source of income.

1Estimate based on published reports that “thousands” of people have been wiretapped, with approximately 10 terrorist-related connections successfully logged.

Going beyond the 2D monitor

I’ve been giving thought recently to ways I can make my computer time more productive through interesting monitor tricks. For example, take a look at this demo by Novell showing some screen gimmicks they’re releasing later this year.

Most of that, I already have. Well, except for the floppy window that bends in the wind when you move it around. I don’t have that. Can’t imagine why I’d want it, either. (What’s next, force-feedback trackpads?) But I can zoom in on any arbitrary point on the screen thanks to Universal Access. I can more or less zoom out to an arbitrarily large size by playing with some very cool Quartz screen effects. And thanks to some other open source software I’m running, I can set up as many of these screens as I like.

There’s no question that multiple monitors are a productivity boon, and it’s surprisingly useful to be able to zoom in and out of the standard desktop size. The other gizmo I’ve been playing with is a hack that lets me set a transparency on any window or set of windows I like. That’s the effect for which the jury is still out; my instinct is that there are ways I can use this (and there are one-off times when it’s essential), but it’s not a regular part of my desktop experience yet.

My overall impression is that these tools allow you to stretch the desktop metaphor to make it more useful—but that there are newer metaphors that would be even better. For example, 3D cube transitions are more than just eye candy; I find they help me make a mental adjustment to a new workspace.

Anyone else playing with some of these toys?

More PowerBall musings

The Multi-State Lottery Association has recently changed the odds for PowerBall, so I thought I’d update my earlier post. Summary of earlier statements: even though PowerBall, like most lotteries, is rigged to return fifty cents on the dollar, there is some jackpot size at which point it is theoretically a better than 100% return on a bet. (Presuming the ability to play an infinite number of times; in all tests of this kind, a small number of trials will show anomalous results. In PowerBall, that basically means that everyone’s lifetime play will be statistically anomalous.)

The new rules have made it even harder to win the big jackpot, and likewise for the smaller wins. The sole concession to the player is that the five-ball hit without the PowerBall has been increased to $200,000, so now it’s theoretically possible to win a million dollars without hitting the PowerBall draw (five out of five with a 5x PowerPlay multiplier).

In any case, if you play PowerBall without making the PowerPlay bet ($2 for a ticket versus $1), you are getting incorrect odds and hence contributing to the state when the jackpot is below $232,292,812. (Assuming cash payout in one lump sum; variations on the value of this prize in relation to the advertised jackpot not accounted for. There is also a bonus pool on the 5 ball win with no PowerBall when the jackpot increases more than $25m in any one game; also not included.)

The PowerPlay still improves the overall bet—a $2 bet increases the return on any non-jackpot win at least 2x, up to 5x. There used to be 380% return on this bet for any win; this has been lowered to 350%. Regardless, the jackpot needs to be “only” $189,520,398 to be an even game with this bet.

What I find interesting about this is that it shows the utter irrationality of PowerBall players. That is, the rule of design of most gambling is to provide selective reinforcement; provide the player with small wins on the road to taking the house edge. This is difficult when the house edge is as huge as it is with state lotteries, but you can still work this into the design. With PowerBall, every revision of the game makes it harder to win, therefore creating much larger jackpots at the expense of the small wins that the players used to receive.

In other words, people play PowerBall when they can win a sizeable fraction of a billion dollars, and they stay away when the win is “only” say, $30 million. This is actually mathematically correct, but I doubt most players apply the mathematics to this. From the player perspective, is a win of $15 million any less life-changing than a win of $100 million? Yet, that’s what draws people in.

Likewise, they don’t seem to mind a string of losses like most gamblers. In the current game, if you play every game (104 times a year), if you made even a small win more than twice a year, you’d be lucky. Back in 1999 or so I won enough in four drawings straight to pick up another ticket and a pack of smokes. That should happen now once every 17,300 years or so.

So my guess is that the PowerBall attracts even more strongly a sort of non-gambler gambler, which is to say that the people buying tickets aren’t really buying tickets to win per se, but they’re buying a ticket to dream about what they’d do with the money for the days until the drawing. This has been measured before, and also indicates that twice a week is about as often as you want to run a game of this kind. It also suggests that in ten years we’ll be seeing lotteries with billion-to-one odds against and regular demiannual prizes of a few hundred million. Which should be enough for a few tanks of gas.

If you have something to share with the class, George….

Just when I think I can’t be amazed at who’s running the show anymore:

Excerpt from the Editor & Publisher story: “In what seems destined to become one of the most yakked about photos of the month, if not year, a Reuters photographer today seems to have captured President George W. Bush scribbling a note to Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice during a session at the United Nations. On the note is a message revolving around the need to take a ‘bathroom break.'” Original photo here.