Secret graphic reveals new NSA assassination microbomb hidden beneath 5S Home button.

• Glenn Fleishman:
  I dunno, this security feature is sounding all Vonnegut to me.Get it? Get it? Any old people out there?#fakeapple

• Kirk McElhearn:
  @GlennF Ice nine.

@mcelhearn @glennf Powers the A9 chip. DO NOT OPEN THE CASE.

@jsnell Presumably apps coded for the M7, if not automatic, will suck less battery power for 24/7 motion monitoring.

• Jason Snell:
  @jeffporten I believe the way it works is that apps query the motion API to get the data

@jsnell So if the A7 can remain asleep, presumably that’s a big win for battery if you’re using Moves etc.

• Glenn Fleishman:
  The graphics on the iPhone 5S are so amazing, I can barely see my life being wasted. #fakeapple

@GlennF The graphics on the 5S will extend your lifespan, so it’s a wash.

• Darby Lines:
  Bloggers: “64 bit, we don’t know what the fuck that means, but it’s twice as much as 32!”

@Angry_Drunk Bloggers: new iPhone is 4,294,967,296 faster than iPhone 5.

• Glenn Fleishman:
  Schiller: ?The iPhone 5C is everything you wanted and less.? #fakeapple

@GlennF Lower in protection from orbital mind control, may cause anal leakage.

• Serenity Caldwell:
  It just now sunk in that September 18 is a week and a day away. OH GOD CAN?T FINISH EVENT MUST GO FINISH iOS7 BOOK

@settern Don’t worry, with iOS 7 you get better control of the Calendar.

• Brett Kelly:
  Now would be a great time to admit to some heinous wrongdoing, if you?ve been holding out…

@inkedmn I bought an Android. #heinous

• Stuart Millar:
  @janinegibson @jeffporten @jamesrbuk @netfreedom I wish I could deny this

• Ryan Kelly:
  1 pm needs to get here.

@ryankelly take bus to Atlantic City, walk to shore. The faster you swim….

• Mikko Hypponen ? ?:
  Apple said on June 16th they can’t decrypt iMessage: http://www.apple.com/apples-commitment-to-customer-privacy/ ?Der Spiegel says that NSA apparently can: http://www.spiegel.de/international/world/a-920971.html ?

• Nicholas Weaver:
  @mikko Article sounds like the NSA exploits iPhones through the iTunes host computer, which makes sense.

@NCWeaver @netfreedom @mikko Also that computers have to be individually targeted. That’s good news, at least.

• James Ball:
  Here’s a screenshot of the weird, invisible, app that appeared on mine and @janinegibson‘s phones lately: pic.twitter.com/cFfRTMJkRI

@jamesrbuk @netfreedom @janinegibson How did you find that?

• Janine Gibson:
  @jeffporten @jamesrbuk @netfreedom We were showing @stuartmillar159 how to delete apps to free up space. Oh yes, it’s all glamour…

@janinegibson @jamesrbuk @netfreedom Those “docs and data” might be visible from your backup. Buzz me if you want forensics help.

• Marcin de Kaminski:
  @jeffporten @jamesrbuk @netfreedom @janinegibson @kwasbeb wtf. any reasonable explanation?

@dekaminski @jamesrbuk @netfreedom @janinegibson @kwasbeb could be a 3rd party app programmed poorly. But I’ve never heard of that.

@dekaminski @jamesrbuk @netfreedom @janinegibson @kwasbeb might be trying to save app prefs if app is deleted.

• Dozen Ton Brogrammer:
  Now go ahead. Tell me again why women on the Internet need thicker skin.

@BrendanAdkins @GlennF Clearly, it’s the women’s fault for not discovering the secret of immortality before incurring death threats.

• Glenn Fleishman:
  @jeffporten @BrendanAdkins I see this all the time. I?ve never gotten a threat really of any kind talking about abortion, sexism, etc.

• Glenn Fleishman:
  @jeffporten @BrendanAdkins And every women I know who has an outspoken view does, constantly.

@GlennF @BrendanAdkins probably because they don’t realize you’re Jewish.

• Glenn Fleishman:
  @jeffporten @BrendanAdkins I have gotten a very small # of anti-Semitic taunts.

@GlennF @BrendanAdkins so women get death threats and Jews don’t? Wow. What a century.

• Andrew Laurence:
  Yeah you with the hour-plus phone calls and doorway conversations, I’m playing Jimmy Buffet. Motherfucking deal with it.

@atlauren I always thought that Jimmy Buffett was supposed to chill you out.

• Andrew Laurence:
  @jeffporten The margarita pours later.

@atlauren in the meantime, have a cheeseburger.

I was not fast enough to take a picture of the JeffSTAT ambulance, dammit. #fb

My father would have sold me to Satan to get the customer base this Starbucks has. #fb