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@GlennF I host my domain @ a2hosting; pretty sure you can set up accounts for whitelist only. But it’s rather techy to administer.

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Posted on January 21, 2016

RT @digby56: Cruz’s death count https://t.co/xeYRTUIzL1

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Posted on January 20, 2016

@ttscoff I come from the land of cheesesteaks, sir. Here in Philly we’re also baffled by New Yorkers.

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Posted on January 20, 2016

@ttscoff First it prevents precipitation, then it prevents respiration. I think I prefer the storm.

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Posted on January 20, 2016

@ttscoff Thank you for making us East Coasters feel better about this coming weekend.

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Posted on January 20, 2016

@jcenters Hell, I told you to do that weeks ago.

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Posted on January 20, 2016

@jessespector This attitude is why the rest of us will be deeply conflicted when you vanish into the sea.

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Posted on January 20, 2016

@bynkii “I’m moving next door to Starbucks and using their Wi-Fi 24/7”

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Posted on January 20, 2016

@foresmac My stomach just turned a little bit.

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Posted on January 19, 2016

@dweinberger Same as before. Pro-Bernie, but not opposed to HRC if she gets the nod.

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Posted on January 18, 2016

@jcenters I didn’t know Bernie’s position on this, but sounds like there’s not much daylight between them.

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Posted on January 18, 2016

@csoghoian Is it news that Sanders’ position on backdoors sounds similar to Clinton’s?

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Posted on January 18, 2016

@robpegoraro Unfortunately, sounds like Bernie is as clueless as HRC on this one.

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Posted on January 18, 2016

@robpegoraro Hey, I was wrong about crypto coming up! I should be less cynical.

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Posted on January 18, 2016

@jcenters Oh, I think HRC has grown a few calluses. And Bernie seems to have natural armor. But I agree that more would be better.

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Posted on January 18, 2016

@glennf Falls in love with Daisy Ridley, who can’t save Bones from being run over by a Tesla. Spock wears a knit cap in summertime.

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Posted on January 18, 2016

@atlauren Yes, but there was also supposed to be a game plan for improvement. That seems to have fallen off the agenda.

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Posted on January 18, 2016

@mclow @bynkii Doesn’t take a PhD to do well at gambling. Math is fairly basic. Psychology is not.

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Posted on January 18, 2016

@bynkii Absolutely. Waiting for cards can take hours. And you can’t have the free alcohol.

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Posted on January 18, 2016

@robpegoraro I liked Bill Clinton, but I also remember Clipper Chip.

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Posted on January 18, 2016

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