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@atlauren I didn’t say *why*. Now *that* would be reprehensible.

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Posted on January 23, 2016

@atlauren @flargh Warning, Willow turns darker in the sixth season.

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Posted on January 23, 2016

@jcenters Which one did you have in mind? I’m pretty sure I’m seeing two.

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Posted on January 23, 2016

@jessespector All depends on whether you prefer weather or earthquakes.

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Posted on January 23, 2016

RT @DepressedDarth: Making stormtroopers https://t.co/nD5qoTSO8Z

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Posted on January 23, 2016

@flargh @GlennF Stumped by that reference, probably because of this damned bass riff eating 90% of my neurons.

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Posted on January 23, 2016

Damn it. Snowed in and unable to kill an earworm @GlennF virally spread 34 minutes ago.

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Posted on January 23, 2016

Attn @theCREATiVENESS: check out what the Philly police are tweeting. https://t.co/v88IMUZW7i

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Posted on January 22, 2016

@stevelibrarian @ihnatko @gruber Was that the wife-beater arc, or am I thinking of something later?

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Posted on January 22, 2016

@ihnatko @stevelibrarian @gruber Just Hank Pym in an Ultron suit? Doesn’t that make him a top-league heavy hitter?

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Posted on January 22, 2016

@moiseschiu @ihnatko @stevelibrarian @gruber That Ultron storyline is… odd. Leads to an inevitable “when he freaks out” arc.

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Posted on January 22, 2016

@stevelibrarian @ihnatko @gruber Yeah, I recall several “Pym tries to be a hero, isn’t great at it” storylines.

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Posted on January 22, 2016

@ihnatko @stevelibrarian @gruber Why, what’s Pym up to now? Last time I saw him, he was Michael Douglas.

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Posted on January 22, 2016

What’s fun about this argument is that it’s originalist, so Cruz is bit in the ass by his staunchest supporters. https://t.co/AxjZaksgdt

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Posted on January 22, 2016

@gruber @ihnatko I had a few of those that I picked up from 25¢ bins, but never got into any Avengers otherwise. Worth revisiting?

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Posted on January 22, 2016

@thecreativeness Bad news for you, good news for me. Let me know if you’ve got any time—assuming we’re not under a “stay at home” order.

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Posted on January 22, 2016

@ihnatko Oh, sure, makes sense to do digital preservation. It just gives me the illogical willies.

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Posted on January 22, 2016

@thecreativeness Are you in Philly for the calamity?

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Posted on January 22, 2016

Starbucks closing early. I’ve had only one cup of coffee. OMG PANIC TIME.

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Posted on January 22, 2016

Looking forward to the massive freak out tomorrow when Netflix goes down under huge East Coast traffic draw.

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Posted on January 22, 2016

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