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@leahmcelrath I can only imagine. And I’m kind of at a loss for how to discourage such behavior. @ggreenwald @anildash

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@ggreenwald @anildash @ggreenwald Yes, you make a good argument. Sorry, used word “dismiss” solely due to tweet length.

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@anildash I’m reading up on it now, but first link I hit was Greenwald dismissing the issue. https://t.co/OYdkPbDtRN

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@lschmeiser Kickstart that puppy.

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@anildash I’m trying to figure out how localized (or not) the issue is. Thanks.

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@anildash Ok, not to minimize that particular troll, but is this a Twitter issue or more widespread?

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@anildash I’ve been hearing about this meme for a while, but no examples. Source?

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.@atlauren is psychic “@WootLive: prank idea: every day text one line of a really catchy really annoying song to someone you hate”

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@mary_grace Yeah, that could be it. The apps you mentioned are running on different ports, I’m pretty sure.

On public or private network?

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@mary_grace Phone? Wifi or cellular? My first guess is blocked ports.

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@adamengst I figured the extra-long lines were just a veiled barb at the length of Ted Cruz’s victory speech.

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@questionor So I inferred. I was also making an I’m-ignorant-of-football joke.

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@questionor What, is something happening this weekend?

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@atlauren @jcenters Just let the toilet debate, and it’ll raise the quality of information provided.

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@jessespector Call me when they start putting caffeine in it.

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@ryankelly grab yourself some Doritos and dip

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@ryankelly Hoagie fail?

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@boblannon @sunfoundation Don’t worry, they’re not owned by Disney yet.

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@boblannon @sunfoundation Don’t worry, they’re not owned by Disney yet.

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@boblannon @sunfoundation That page is sorely lacking a screenshot from the Super Friends. https://t.co/oQB5BPIs2f

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