Note to self: change bylaws to make Student Pugwash Republican Washington Post

I’m not crying, you’re crying Wreck-It Ralph (2012)

Attention friends who eat rabbit food Romaine lettuce is not safe to eat, CDC warns U.S. consumers

Democrats, you idiots. You fucking idiots. There is one person in the White House with Teflon, and you targeted her.

Let Mueller build the criminal cases because we know you don’t have the spine for it. Your job is investigating the president and protecting Mueller when he gets fired. Everything else is theater and we don’t have time for it. Also, you suck at it.

House Democrats plan to investigate Ivanka Trump’s use of personal email for government business

Also Republicans: “we love our glass houses, they’re so toasty.” Washington Post

Oh my God. We were warned about a version of this scam when the Glee Club toured Hungary in *1990*. Trump Fans Sink Savings Into ‘Iraqi Dinar’ Scam

?Can we perhaps finally agree that press conferences are pure theater designed to generate propaganda, and news happens elsewhere? So maybe still send reporters, but make it the beat for the new guys while your best people are out working.? Daniel Dale on Twitter

The nice thing about having 16 is that it’s easy to form the circle for the firing squad.

(I swear to God, leadership Democrats, the reason we *like* Pelosi is that she can find her ass with both hands, and if this is how you think it’s effective to oppose her—in the pages of the Post during a crucial lame duck—our introduction to you is that you cannot.) Sixteen House Democrats vow to oppose Pelosi as next speaker

Joel Avery proposed for some weekend between 9/7/19 and 12/10/19

John Williams Creating New and Original Star Wars Themes Exclusively for Star Wars: Galaxy’s Edge

Of course I can’t politically support denying service to anyo… no, no, fuck them sideways WATCH: Right-wing Proud Boys forced to walk home from Philadelphia rally after taxi drivers refuse them

No points for common sense, but let’s all bask in that rare moment of “unexpected best possible explanation of events.” Washington Post

If ever there were a display of mass cultural delusion, this is it. When half the country has the same problem, it shouldn’t be secretly shameful anymore. And the problem is the word “fail,” because that’s simply not acceptable for us.

13th century minor nobles who believed economic problems were caused by lazy serfs would be entirely at home here.

The Secret Shame of Middle-Class Americans Living Paycheck to Paycheck

“Can I say how glad I am that we are at a point when we are able to judge women on their merits, as people, and find them inexplicably, inevitably wanting, as people?” Opinion | I’m fine with women in power, just not this one specific woman currently in power

Day. Trip. Melania Trump racked up $174,000 in hotel bills for a day trip to Toronto

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez on Twitter

Important thread for Democrats to read (((John Stoehr))) on Twitter

A good explication of my opinion as well. As a reader of lefty commentary, I’m rather shocked that there seems to be a fair amount of anti-Pelosi sentiment in the theory that it’ll produce a DSA candidate. Washington Post

Whoa Classic FM

Joel, it’s like they’re channeling directly from your superego Mind-Blowing LEGO Recreation of LOTR’s Helm’s Deep Battle

‘You Are All Inside Amazon’s Second Headquarters,’ Jeff Bezos Announces To Horrified Americans As Massive Dome Envelops Nation