What you should spend your next $2 on: Onion News releases 12-minute “movie” on iTunes, “Future: News From the Year 2137”.
Author Archives: Jeff Porten
Dan Dennett: A secular, scientific rebuttal to Rick Warren
Zeppelins: they’re not just for Nazis and Indiana Jones anymore. Turns out, it’s a wicked cool technology, and it’s making a comeback.
My recent Macworld articles
A graphic designed to make you shit your pants:
![]() |
This is what you see when your domain name is seized by the Feds.
Lessons in passive-aggressive behavior
This just happened.
[SCENE: outside at Starbucks. All tables taken by one person, plenty of seats.]
Me: Do you mind if I sit here?
Man in TD shirt: [waves at chair]
Me:: Do you mind if I smoke?
TD: No, that I can’t take. [starts to get up]
Me: No! Don’t get up, I’ll just sit somewhere else.
[TD man carries his chair to where four empty chairs are already located, and sits next to the only other guy smoking.]
I just don’t get it.
The sting of poverty | Boston Globe
Compared with the middle class or the wealthy, the poor are disproportionately likely to drop out of school, to have children while in their teens, to abuse drugs, to commit crimes, to not save when extra money comes their way, to not work. To an economist, this is irrational behavior.
Traditional economics just doesn’t apply to the poor. When we’re poor, Karelis argues, our economic worldview is shaped by deprivation, and we see the world around us not in terms of goods to be consumed but as problems to be alleviated.
Contractors’ roles in psychological operations raise concerns | Washington Post
The Defense Department plans to spend nearly $1 billion on psychological operations (PSYOP) worldwide in fiscal 2011 — and nearly 40 percent of it will go for contracted services and products.
Eyewitness ID: Landmark report urges overhaul
Eyewitness accounts and memory have been shown to be among the least trustworthy methods of recounting reality in psychology, but they’re considered rock solid in law. I’m curious to see if this gets any traction.
Jeff’s Grooming Tips for Men #37: if the quality of your shave suddenly drops precipitously, rotate the razor so that the blade side is facing your beard.
RSA Animate: The surprising truth about what motivates us
The latest terrorist threat to America: Canadians in canoes.
Turns out, the main reason to sign up with al-Qaeda is the donkey sex.

