Trying out a new look for jeffporten.com, which makes this version 7.0. I suppose that to keep in touch with my Apple roots, the next two revs should be 7.1 and 7.5.

Aside from the look—which is trivial to change here on WordPress—there are three primary features I’m looking for:

1. Centralization of where I’m putting all of my writing, including social networking services.

2. Better control of CSS; the old theme was a pain in the butt.

3. Better mobile templating. It’s pretty borked right now, and on the TODO list.

The excellent IFTTT service is dropping support for Twitter triggers, which means that I can’t use nifty rules to archive my tweets in ways that I like. So I’m going to attempt using my blog as my publication engine to Facebook and Twitter, so as to keep everything in one nice place (that I own, dammit).

Current rulesets: anything explicitly marked as Facebook or Twitter gets posted there. Illuminatus—my short posts with links or minor commentary—will be posted with full text to Facebook and no notice to Twitter. Conspiracy Theories—the “serious” writing—will post links to Facebook and Twitter.

It’s been a very long time since I checked in to see how many RSS readers I have, and how often people come here directly rather than following one of my social network links. Folks who follow me closely will see duplicate posts, and you’re the people I’d like to least annoy—so let me know what annoys you. At the very least, I’ll be make the links to the Conspiracy Theories and Illuminatus feeds (excluding the Facebook and Twitter material) more prominent. Any other annoyances, please let me know.

I’ve been trying to figure out what the hell to make of Google+, and have assumed for a while that anything backed by Google would eventually find its breakout mechanism—but haven’t yet seen what that actually would be.

That is, Facebook, Twitter, and LinkedIn all have their happy little niches for how I use them. Facebook is where my personal networks mostly live, and is where I go to keep up with a far-flung network of friends and acquaintances whom I wouldn’t normally see in person. Facebook lends itself to a higher ratio of noise to signal than I’d generally prefer, but for that kind of community, extra noise is fine. You don’t shoot for “maximal efficiency” when you’re keeping in touch with friends.

Twitter, on the other hand, is mostly centered around my professional networks and the people I follow in my issue areas: writing, Mac stuff, Internet stuff, and progressive activism. Like Facebook, it’s where I go for news. Unlike Facebook, the shorter tweets and the limited link and discussion structure keeps it all much more management. Also, thank the gods, no Zynga.

LinkedIn: hell if I know. I put in enough effort to keep my network growing by looking up people I know. But I don’t actually use it. I keep hearing it’s a good place to pick up clients, but I’ll believe it when I see it.

Google+? The biggest problem is that it looks too much like Facebook, so when I signed up and set up my circles, what I saw was pretty much a subset of Facebook. I still don’t use it, and I’m still waiting for it to figure out how to draw me in.

I think that might be happening now, with Twitter’s recent boneheaded move to restrict its API usage. The Twitter API is what allows all sorts of third-party apps to do cool things with Twitter streams that aren’t built in, and also allow third-party services to work with your tweets. For example, I use IFTTT to do two things every time I tweet: stick a copy of what I’ve written into Evernote in my diary notebook, and email a copy of the tweet into an archive mailbox for safekeeping. IFTTT also scans my tweets for a #fb tag, and if it sees one, it cross-posts to Facebook for me.

According to an email from IFTTT today, thanks to the API changes, all of that is going away. I can still use the service to post to Twitter, but I can’t use it to get anything out of Twitter. Like Facebook before it, Twitter is henceforth going to be a black hole, emitting only officially approved Hawking radiation.

I think this might be an opening for Google+ (and I’m completely dumbfounded why Twitter is shoving its head so relentlessly up its ass). Interoperability is what turns social networks from a microblogging service into an operating system for the Internet—and even casual users make use of that OS functionality, even if they’re not aware they’re doing so.

Like I said, I haven’t done much on Google+, so I don’t know what they have and have not implemented on the back end. But here’s what will make me sit up and take notice.

1. Excellent APIs. Give me very good ways of getting information into and out of Google+ in real time. For example, I now need a new “first place” to type up things that I then want to direct into Twitter and/or Facebook. If Google+ is that place, I’m going to start using it immediately. (I assume this is not the case, as if it were, IFTTT would have a recipe for it already.)

2. An escape clause. One thing that really annoys me about Twitter is how hard it is to go backwards. My theory is, if I’ve ever written it, I want to keep it for posterity. And most of what I write on Twitter are snarky replies to other tweets. I can’t save that easily. Likewise on Facebook: there are ways to get my own timeline out of it, but if I’m in a comment thread on someone else’s wall, I can’t get back there. I understand all of the Big 3 have ways of downloading this stuff—bonus points to Google if they let me get back anything that I’ve created and shared, regardless of where I put it.

3. Creative data formats. What really surprised me about Google+ was its adoption of “someone posts, then everyone comments.” There must be better and more useful ways of creating interactions. How about, instead of a separate events system, having posts in a date template where interactions can be comments, attendance, or other similar events? Turning messages more overtly into objects, and allowing other items in Google+ act on those objects, creates an ecosystem which is far more likely to leave competitors in the dust—especially if you provide mechanisms for the average user to do powerful things with this data.

But those are all lagniappes. The next winner of the social wars will be whomever makes it easiest to get stuff in from any number of places (computers, mobile, what-have-you), and equally easy to get stuff out. But the only competitors are the people who have critical mass—which rules out LinkedIn and App.net for the foreseeable future.

I thought this would be Twitter, but they’re fumbling the ball. Google has an iffy track record here, but hopefully has executives who realize that Google+ is badly in need of some oxygen. I’m not placing any bets as yet, but they’re the best set up to capitalize on this.

For the benefit of the management of the Pennsylvania Convention Center, a multiple-choice quiz. There are only two answers for each question, so this should be easy.

1. When an attendee at one of your conferences checks a bag at the “conference baggage check”, the baggage check should:

a. have no signage whatsoever, allowing the attendee to presume that you have the same closing time as most other conference centers, such as “sunset”, “10 PM”, or “never”

b. have a sign saying, “we close at precisely 6 PM, so please be here before then lest you be starred in a Kafkaesque passion play that we like to call ‘Samsonite and Delilah.'”

2. When that attendee arrives at the locked entrance to the convention center at 6:05 and is waving his arms to get the attention of the security guard, the guard should:

a) shake her head “no” from a distance of 50 feet, mouthing “we’re closed”

b) presume that the attendee has inferred as much from the locked door, and has some alternative reason for re-enacting Act III of Godspell on Broad Street

3. When the guard is finally enticed near the locked door, the conversation should be held:

a) through the glass, with lip-reading and pantomime

b) in any other fashion

4. When the attendee is finally allowed inside, the guard should:

a) allow the attendee to walk 1.5 city blocks inside the building to the empty and unmanned baggage claim

b) infer that perhaps there might be an issue requiring her continued assistance

5. When the attendee finds that guard and asks about his bag, a good reply is:

a) “You’ll just have to come back at 6:30 tomorrow.”

b) Choice a), followed by some additional action only after the attendee explains the concepts of toothpaste and a change of undies

6. The number of walkie-talkie messages and phone calls the guard should make for assistance should be:

a) 5

b) some integral number less than 5

7. When the second guard arrives, he should explain the situation with the words:

a) “They left”

b) Pretty much any other words in the English language

8. When asked “Who left?”, a good reply is:

a) “The people with the bags”

b) Pretty much any other words in the English language

9. The number of calls this guard should then make for assistance is:

a) 3

b) some lower number

10. When that guard walks away and leaves the attendee waiting for a return phone call, the amount of time he should be left waiting by himself with no apparent assistance is:

a) 25 minutes

b) some other amount of time

11. When that guard returns and repeats the same phone call, that conversation should:

a) give no indication that anything has changed in 30 minutes

b) provide some reassurance that the staff was not waiting for the attendee to give up and walk away without his undies

12. At this point, you would estimate that the attendee’s confidence that his luggage will safely be stored overnight if it cannot be found is:

a) excellent, given the efficiency and professionalism he has so far witnessed

b) some measurement lacking of that distinction

13. When the guard walks the attendee out the door, down the block, through the doors to the police office, past the police office, past the conference center security office behind the sliding glass windows that protect conference security from other conference center staff, around another hallway, and into an area marked “Food and Beverage Department”, that area should:

a) smell like rotting garbage left on a loading dock

b) probably not smell like rotting garbage left on a loading dock

14. When the attendee has been directed to yet another person behind sliding glass windows protecting her from conference center staff, and is directed to wait for another 30 minutes, thus providing the attendee, whom is a member of the press, sufficient time to sit down and write a scathing 1,200 word essay about your incompetence, this can be considered:

a) an excellent way to promote goodwill for the city of Philadelphia and Pennsylvania state management

b) potentially less than ideal

15. Has it occurred to you yet that the attendee would not mind waiting over an hour for his luggage, given his accidental tardiness, were it not for the fact that so far, no fewer than eight people have no clue where his luggage is?

a) no, this had not occurred to me

b) that is incredibly fucking obvious

16. How long after writing question 14 do you think that the attendee might be thinking, “Fuck my undies, I’d like to go home now”?

a) how long has it been since you wrote question 14?

b) about 30 minutes

17. The leftover pork fried rice left out in the room where the attendee is waiting should have how many gnats hovering around it?

a) gnats, plural?

b) oh, more than plural

18. . . .

a) uh, so how much longer has it been?

b) long enough that I’m considering coming back tomorrow with my wang flapping in the wind

19. After a total of 45 minutes, when the magic word “underwear” is said to the current person handling the baggage hunt, and this results in three phone calls in 90 seconds that appears to locate the bag, this can be considered:

a) good customer service

b) a return to Earth-Prime having spent 90 minutes in some alternate reality where one wonders what the fuck everyone was doing, or alternately, why my magic underwear appears to radiate a frequency coincident with GPS triangulation

20. When this person then walks the attendee back to the work area where he was until 6 PM, and indicates that the lockup room is next door, where the attendee would have seen his goddamned cherry-red wheelie luggage get rolled into the storage room had he waited another three minutes, and indicating that he must have passed the cherry-red wheelie luggage in the opposite direction while being forced to walk outdoors to the locked door in question 2, the appropriate response is:

a) ah, in the infinitely varied world in which we live, so many things occur so often that sometimes mere serendipity can rise to the level of irony, pointing out the gentle jesting of the universe at the expense of we poor mortals with our limited senses

b) you have got to be shitting me

21. When the attendee is left waiting in the same damned chair while everyone goes looking for the key, and while he is waiting, a mouse runs out from the chair oppos—

a) you have got to be shitting me

b) funny, that’s what I said

22. When the conference center staff returns and talks about the locked door being a “recore”, this is industry jargon for:

a) the Second Coming of Lord Jesus Himself riding a rampaging triceratops and swinging Jehovah’s scrotum overhead like a million-pound shithammer may get inside that door before 6:30 AM tomorrow, but you sure won’t

b) yes, that’s the impression I got as well

Postscript: the only criticism I have of the conference center staff is that they might have been a bit quicker on the draw, and have provided me a bit more information about what the hell was going on until I finally walked away without my undies. My overall impression is that I spent the entire evening dealing with polite, courteous people who have been crushed by a bureaucracy that would make Stalin weep in frustration.

Uncanny valley creepy, or is it just me?

I think I saw these guys advertised in an old Batman comic.

Brian Greenberg and I used to have a regular colloquy on our blogs called “The Red and the Blue” where we’d debate some issue. That’s fallen off of late, but we’ve erupted into another 20,000-word extravaganza on Facebook recently.

I’m taking the liberty of cross-posting that discussion here for a couple of reasons: 1) I can never quite figure out what Facebook permissions are for linking to a discussion; 2) in case I’d like to read the damn thing in 2022, I trust my own blog more than I trust Facebook.

I’m editing out other comments from the debate (and making similar edits to Brian’s and my text), which is simply to keep in the spirit of Red and Blue. And also because I think I have Brian’s implied consent to do this, but I don’t know about anyone else.

Brian started the debate by linking to The Wrong Side Absolutely Must Not Win, with the comment “EXACTLY!” (Oh, so many words spilled following a one-word post….) My posts follow in normal text, Brian’s in blockquote:

Jeff, September 3, 10:49 AM

First, I agree with [the prior comment]. The Democrats are collectively moderate. The Republicans are collectively right wing batshit by the standards of the 1990s. The Democrats are squabbling idiots who bend over and grab their ankles when they are the minority party. The Republicans are masters of parlaying the filibuster, and the senatorial vote advantage of states with low populations, into shutting down the government when they don’t get their way.

So even before you start dealing with policy issues, it’s incorrect to say the parties are equivalent. I wish the Democrats were as effective as Republicans when in the minority.

Beyond that: last time I checked, the Democrats were in favor of insuring all Americans by 2014, and the Republicans are in favor of outlawing abortion entirely. Both of these are literally life-and-death issues, for either those who are uninsured, or for any woman of the age of 14 and up. No hyperbole necessary.

Personally, I also think that electing Romney—who would be the wealthiest president in 200 years—continues a trend towards plutocracy and oligarchy that has been even more dangerously powerful since Citizens United. So I think I’m justified in using hyperbolic terms about those views, but let’s be clear: just because it’s a matter of debate whether these are important issues, does not negate the fact that other political choices concerning health care, war, foreign policy, and the environment involve stakes that are too fucking high to heed an idiotic call for moderate language regardless of the topic.

Brian, September 4, 12:54 AM

You… could not paint a better picture of exactly what the article is pointing out if you tried. *My* side cares about “life and death” issues like Supreme Court justices and healthcare, *Their* side cares about things that don’t matter, like money and profits. *Their* side wants to kill sick people and teenage girls, *My* side wants to save the environment and end all war. And then, the icing on the proverbial cake: “No hyperbole necessary… [unless] I’m justified in using hyperbolic terms” – you know, because *MY* side’s issues are so important/substantial and *THEIR* side’s issues are so dangerous/undemocratic.

It’s as if the author of the article wrote your comments for you. Seriously…

Jeff, September 4, 3:39 AM

Brian… I can’t believe you’re not getting this. Let me try again.

Someone who is absolutely convinced of their pro-life position thinks that I’m in favor of drowning babies in a bathtub. That’s not an argument about moral equivalence, they think that anyone who is pro-choice is literally in favor of murdering babies.

There is no “moderate” or “polite” way to oppose that, any more than you would moderately or politely disagree with someone who was in favor of euthanizing the elderly or deporting anyone who isn’t white.

I completely agree with an argument against hyperbole—i.e., you can attack Obama for being too liberal without calling him a socialist. When I say that he’s moderate, I’m making a historically accurate, factual statement about definitional terminology in American politics. But if you want to make an argument that he’s too liberal, you can do so. Call him a socialist, though, and you’re being a hyperbolic idiot.

It is also a factual statement that wherever abortion is outlawed, more pregnant women die trying to terminate their pregnancies. I’m not saying that pro-life people don’t care about women in general. I’m saying that a minority of them—the absolutists who believe I’m in favor of drowning babies—think that it’s more important to prevent what they believe is a genocidal act against defenseless children.

However, the majority of them are ignorant of the fact that they’re in favor of a policy that causes women to die.

And the remainder just don’t give a fuck, in the same way that many people don’t give a fuck about the homeless, or the uninsured, or people starving and dying in poor countries, or children dying of malaria, or what have you.

That’s not most people. Most people are simply ignorant. The difference is that they’re willfully ignorant about actual pain and suffering. Some of these people would accuse me of being willfully ignorant of hellfire and damnation, and care about it just as much, and think that I’m just as wrong. The difference is that I’m talking about reality and not a sociopathic illusory fantasyland.

Yes, I do believe that my understanding of history, politics, and culture allows me to make a factual argument about sociopathic behaviors. I regard many Republicans as having the moral equivalence of a sixth-century village burning witches at the stake.

I’m making a factual argument to that effect, which you’re dismissing because I’m not allowing for some common ground? Please. That just shows that you’re not listening. There are many political issues where common ground exists. But when there isn’t, or when your political opponent advocates a position that will damn you, personally, to a shorter and more painful lifespan, it’s not hyperbolic to call it what it is.

Brian, September 5, 11:31 PM

To quote another prominent Republican, there you go again…

*Their* side believes that you’re in favor of “murdering babies,” but *my* side believes that they are in favor of “causing women to die.” *Their* side is being hyperbolic, but *my* side is reaching a conclusion based on a factual statement.

*Their* side believes I’m “willfully ignorant of hellfire and damnation” and *my* side believes they’re “willfully ignorant about actual pain and suffering.” *Their* side is being hyperbolic, but *my* side is talking about “reality.”

*My* side understands history, politics and culture. *Their* side isn’t listening.

For what it’s worth, I don’t believe that Mitt Romney, Paul Ryan, Barack Obama, Joe Biden or anyone in Congress from either party is in favor of murder and death or is willfully ignorant of pain and/or suffering. These are the kind of people that shoot up movie theaters, not the kind of people that run for and hold public office. The fact that they disagree with you (and me) on whether abortion is murder does not mean they favor killing young women. And when you say that it does, you are being as hyperbolic as the article I posted satirizes you for being.

Brian, September 5, 11:45 PM

@[prior poster] – first things first. Please don’t say *YOUR* side. I don’t have a side. I’m a registered Republican who has voted for Bill Clinton, George W. Bush and Barack Obama. My vote goes to the person I think would make the best president at the time he is running. And the fact that so many people have pre-ordained who they’re going to vote for before they even know who’s running drives me absolutely nuts every four years.

As to what you wrote, yes, justices have lifetime appointments. The one that George W. Bush nominated was the swing vote on Obama’s healthcare reform. You implied that Republican nominees to the court would have uniformly bad consequences and Democratic nominees to the court would have uniformly good consequences.

As I said to Jeff, the fact that one side disagrees with you on the issue of abortion does not make then more or less “bad” than the other side. (And, by the way, the fact that some (including me) disagree with you on the importance of potential court nominees with regard to choosing a candidate doesn’t make them “bad” either). The point is that both sides paint the other as dangerous/evil/harbingers of doom because of who they may nominate to the court. The point is that we can no longer say, “I disagree with Mitt Romney’s position on abortion, but I agree with his position on taxes (or whatever…).” The point is that “he” becomes “they” and “they” become dangerous/evil/etc. because “they” disagree with *YOU.*

Jeff, September 6, 2:03 PM

Brian—thank you, at least, for giving me the thread that explains this better. Attempt #3:

From the point of view of someone who believes that human life begins at conception, I am ABSOLUTELY in favor of murdering babies. Our argument is precisely over when a series of dividing cells magically moves from “cellular material” to “embryo” to “legally human.”

Someone who believes that human life begins when the sperm hits the egg looks at my point of view and sees LITERALLY no difference between the pro-abortion position, and drowning a 3-month-old baby in a bathtub. For them to then say that I am murdering babies, participating in genocide, or an evil monster is not hyperbolic or vitriolic—provided, of course, that you would agree with them that all of these terms apply to someone who supports the drowning of millions of babies in bathtubs.

THIS is the point I’m making. You’re drawing a line around some kinds of speech and saying, “This is hyperbolic, vitriolic, and has no place in our discussion.” I’ve been saying, “no, if something is LITERALLY TRUE, then by definition it can’t be hyperbolic.”

I’ll be the first to say that there’s a immediate step from “pro-choice” and “murdering babies” if you accept the above precepts. (Of course, I think the precepts are ridiculous.) The connection from “pro-life” to “women will die” is two or three steps, but those steps are repeatedly demonstrable and tightly coupled, so I think it’s justifiable—more than that, it’s one of the primary reasons I’m pro-choice.

Your argument appears to me to be, “If I hear obviously hyperbolic speech, I am going to believe it’s not factually accurate and dismiss it.” This draws lines and creates “polite, allowable political debate”, but more importantly, it also means that you dismiss anything that is hyperbolic by your terms. This has the effect of saying, “your political concerns are unimportant.” I can’t speak for [another poster], but such attitudes tend to get me fairly honked off.

Where you and [someone else] are both right is that there are many political areas where the connection from action to effect are many more steps, and are not tightly coupled. For example: I’m not going to call Paul Ryan a tyrant for being in favor of a 0% capital gains tax—although I can make a many-steps, loosely-coupled historical argument connecting low taxation to plutocracy, and plutocracy to tyranny. IMO, it’s perfectly reasonable to say that Ryan is a plutocrat or an oligarch, following the shorter path to the middle, but I’d say “tyrant” is somewhat hyperbolic. For that, I need to point to the Patriot Act and the neoconservative theory of executive power, where there is clearly a tightly-coupled path that makes the tyrant label stick (to both Bush and Obama, but that’s another post).

Jeff, September 6, 2:18 PM

Point 2: not much to add to the Supreme Court argument, except to say that since 1787 an appointment has been one of the best ways to make sure that your political philosophies were going to make a difference for decades. I disagree with Janet that a Court appointment has been politicized since Bork; it’s more accurate to say that that pendulum has been swinging for two centuries, and Bork was the beginning of this one.

Point 3: re “I don’t have a side.” I’ll gently call that horseshit. You have a side that traverses the gap between the two parties, so you don’t identify with either party exclusively; I think Janet and I both get that. But anyone who’s known you for a long while can come up with a guess about Brian’s opinion which is probably 80-90% likely to be correct, ergo, you have a side.

Pointing this out because saying, “I don’t have a side but you clearly do” is another way of saying, “I’ve come to all of my opinions through reason and you are parroting what you’ve heard.” According to what the psychologists say, ALL of us believe that we’ve reasoned our politics and ALL of us are wrong about that, a hell of a lot more often than we think.

Main difference between us is that your politics gives you reason to consider both candidates in most races. My politics mean I settle for the Democrat and never have to consider the Republican. That wasn’t always true: I voted GOP in PHL and PA races, back when GOP-PA meant something very different. I’ll consider green or socialist candidates when I have reason to. I’d prefer a social democratic party on the European model. But you’re being reductive when you think that Janet or I do less evaluation of a candidate than you do, even when it’s a foregone conclusion that we’re pulling the D lever as the least worst option.

Brian, September 8, 2 PM

I’m not sure if your rhetoric is so well rehearsed that you’ve stopped noticing the inconsistencies, or if you’re just hoping that it’s so eloquent that *I* won’t notice them. Either way, if one is to assume, for the sake of argument, that abortion = murder, then every single abortion results in a murder. With the same assumption, it does not follow that every person who wants an abortion in a state where it’s illegal will die. In fact, those who are anti-abortion would probably point out to you that the pregnant woman has several choices other than the illegal, unsupervised abortions that tend to cause the increased death rate you’re referring to – she can have the baby and put it up for adoption, for instance. Also, she can choose not to have unprotected sex in the first place if she isn’t prepared to be a mother. So, if anything, the “connection” between the position and the position holder’s definition of “murder” is much stronger on the pro-life side than on the pro-choice side.

But all of that is besides the point. The point, stated so well in the article I linked to and slammed home in stark reality by 95% of what you’ve written so far, is that most folks can’t stop defending their opinion as “righteous” and the opposite opinion as evil (or, in this case, murderous). I don’t believe for a second that you’re in favor of murdering babies, any more than I believe there are Republicans in high office that are in favor of murdering pregnant women. The issue is complex and will likely never be resolved fully, but the hyperbole can, and very much should, stop. The reason my argument appears to you as dismissive is because you consider anyone who recognizes merit to the other side of the argument as dismissing your own. That’s a pretty good definition of hyperbole in this context.

Brian, September 8, 2 PM

re: Point #3 – if you’re going to define “travers[ing] the gap between the two parties” as a side, then yes – everyone has a side. My “side” is the “middle” side. But that’s a pretty strained definition of the word.

Also, if I “consider both candidates in most races,” and you “settle for the Democrat and never consider the Republican,” then yes – you do less evaluation of a candidate than I do. In fact, if you’ve decided that you’re in favor of a candidate before you even know his/her name, then I’d suggest you’re doing *NO* evaluation of the candidate – you’re just reviewing the positions of him/her and his/her opponent in an attempt to prove your foregone conclusion – that the Democrat is right and the Republican is wrong. That’s not evaluation, that’s marketing.

Jeff, September 8, 5 PM

I rarely feel the need to rehearse my arguments, so I suppose you could easily argue either that my arguments are all unrehearsed and hence original, or that my mindset is so fixed that I stopped thinking originally in 1989.

Re the argument you posed, however: where you see inconsistencies, I see horribly sloppy thinking—or if you prefer, the kind of ignorance that I slammed in my earlier posts. Let N be the number of abortions where it is legal. N(1) is the number of abortions that are performed where it is illegal. It is true that N(1) < N. It is also true than N(1) is the kind of back-alley affair that led me to wear the clothes hanger pro-choice button in the 1980s.

Let N(2) be the subset of N(1) where the life of the woman is threatened or ended. The pro-life community wants to pretend that N(1) and N(2) are both zero—millions of data points exist to prove this is false. Personally, I believe that any nonzero number here is unacceptable, in much the same way that I’d be opposed to back-alley castrations.

Likewise, anyone who can formulate the concept that “a woman can choose not to have unprotected sex” is simply ignorant. I trust I don’t need to go into details.

So I think the real answer to your question is this: if someone is in favor of a policy that inescapably leads to a negative outcome, can someone say that they are therefore in favor of that outcome? I.e., pro-life inescapably leads to nonzero deaths of women attempting to have abortions, the invasion of Iraq inescapably leads to thousands of civilian casualties, etc. etc. I would say “yes, absolutely” if the person in charge of the policy is either cynically uncaring of the negative outcome, or “yes, with some slight wiggle room” if the person is willfully ignorant of same. The only possible “no” comes from “such an outcome could not be predicted at the time of the policy”—and even then holds the moral obligation for the person to reconsider the policy in the face of new facts.

This, incidentally, holds for beliefs anywhere on the political spectrum. I’m pro-gun control because I believe the lack of it inescapably leads to gun violence. There’s any number of research studies and data points that disagree with me. I don’t like having to reconsider the opinion—and I’ll admit that it’s very easy to say “any idiot can see that I’m right”—but I don’t approach that idea with nearly the certainty that I have about my pro-choice position.

Jeff, September 8, 6 PM

Point #2: unsurprisingly, I completely disagree that I’m ignoring the other side’s point of view—in fact, my ability to both state and argue for it implies the opposite. Pro-life is easy: if you believe that human life begins at conception (usually because of the infusion of the soul at that moment), then being pro-life is simply the corollary. Likewise, I grant moral points to the tiny sliver of my opposition who cares about both the “unborn child” (their words) and the lives of the women where abortion is outlawed.

It’s the majority of the pro-life community who are willfully ignorant and have no policy prescriptions to prevent back-alley slaughter that I state are in favor of murder. For the same reason, I say that people in favor of cutting off welfare after N months are in favor of an increase in crime or child starvation—the only way you can be in favor of one and not the other is if you’re willfully ignorant.

Likewise, if you can point out the outcomes of my beliefs and say that I’m willfully ignorant, I’ll reconsider them. For example, I’m strongly in favor of no-review welfare and easy access to government credit, to prevent things like crime and child starvation. The outcomes of that are an increase in fraud and government expenditure. I’m wholly okay with that. Show me different outcomes, and you’re damn straight I’ll reconsider my beliefs.

In my opinion, the reason I almost never have to reconsider my beliefs is because the opposing sides almost never make a factual argument against them. If you disagree with this statement, please feel free to begin one.

Finally: I think I’ve made a strong argument why my opinions are (mostly) rational, and the reasons why I’ll reconsider them. The problem with your attack on hyperbole is precisely because it creates a safe harbor for anything you deem hyperbolic. There are any number of philosophical arguments dating back centuries that ascribe the word “evil” to people whose policies result in back-alley abortions or wholesale civilian deaths. You seemingly dismiss all of them. I agree with a small subset of these—and have a regular mix of philosophical podcasts and audiobooks in my daily diet precisely to present myself with opposing ways of thinking.

When I want to listen to someone who disagrees with me who might present a factual argument, I generally listen to a Democrat. Or to a conservative who eschews the Republican label, such as you or Steve. Self-identified Republicans used to be worthwhile, but too many of them today start with precepts such as “Christ” or “global warming is a hoax”, which invalidates any reasoning that might follow.

Jeff, September 8, 6 PM

Point #3: again, your argument is far too reductive. You presume that the only valid decision point is which lever to pull. That’s ridiculous.

First, I’m generally deciding whether to vote Democratic or for a third-party candidate, so there’s the same level decision. Since this process includes considerations of game theory as well as straight voting procedure (i.e., will my vote for a leftist candidate cause the right-wing candidate to win), I’d argue that this is a deeper consideration than yours is, presuming that your votes don’t require secondary levels of consideration.

Second, I’m also deciding whether to volunteer for the candidates in advance of the race, or alternately whether to work with nonprofits and political organizations that may affect the race.

Finally, given how much I travel, there’s a “zeroth” consideration concerning where to vote. By default I’ll be voting in Pennsylvania this election, but I’m considering establishing residency in Nevada instead. Arguably, I’d say that even though my vote for Obama is almost certain, I’m putting far more effort into my exercise of the franchise than anyone who’s simply deciding between Romney and Obama.

Likewise, I’d argue that my politics require far more consideration of the parties than yours does. You’re a self-identified moderate, which means you’re catered to by both sides. I’m self-identified as “leftist”—I haven’t had a president campaign on my issues since 1936. That means I need to evaluate every candidate, then add in the game theory. If a libertarian streak occurred in the Republican party that was “Thomas Paine-libertarian” (as opposed to the Cato-libertarian that’s currently dominant), absolutely, I’d start giving that party a fair hearing. I don’t dismiss the Republicans out of hand; rather, it generally takes less than 60 seconds for nearly all Republicans to dismiss themselves by citing Christ or ignoring science, evidence, or some other segment of reality. When Christie runs in 2016, I expect that I’ll oppose him for different reasons, such as his record as DA or his opposition to gay marriage—but at least that will require more than 60 seconds of education.

Brian, September 8, 10:45 PM

Yeah, OK – we’re done here. I’ve given you several factual agruments, and you’ve ignored every single one of them, choosing instead to throw around words like “game theory,” quoting faux-algebra in an attempt to prove that abortion laws (and those who support them?!?) actually kill innocent women, and trying to convince me that your vote is somehow harder to decide than mine because you operate on some higher political plane than I do (including the idea that you might change states to influence the election more?).

You are clearly more intrigued by the argument itself than the substance of the argument and, frankly, I’m not. So at this point, we simply agree to disagree.

Jeff, September 8, 11:13 PM

Brian—I’m still waiting for the factual arguments. You’re attacking my rhetoric, and I’m explaining it. I’m resorting to philosophical concepts and algebraic terms in order to make myself more precise.

Yes, we’ve gotten caught up in a dozen side-topics, which is how these things usually go—I didn’t feel the need to discuss my voting strategies until you painted me as a knee-jerk thoughtless automaton. But I’d rather you didn’t disengage, because at this point your strongest argument against the initial point—the theory that politics might actually engage some life-and-death issues and should be discussed on those terms—has been that your tummy goes all wobbly when people get upset about it.

I’m usually pretty happy with my mad geek skills, but most of what I know about programming is self-taught. Someone thought it would be a good idea to put me in front of a teletype terminal in 1976, and I’ve been hooked since then. But back when I was actually learning stuff for a living, I majored in American Civilization and Communications instead of playing with computers.

Unfortunately, there are lots of gaps that come from this kind of educational process, so I sat down and took Harvard’s Intro to Computer Science over iTunes U last week—and I have to say, whoa. This is an amazing class. David Malan is both an excellent teacher and an interesting presence on stage, and goes through the concepts with skill and humor. I ended up learning a lot about C, and while I was able to whiz through most of the web-based technologies at 2x speed, I picked up quite a bit of useful information there as well.

Also, the demonstration of a Huffman tree is possibly the most beautiful intellectual theory I’ve seen in a very long time.

Malan’s class is currently the #2 class in iTunes U, so fire up iTunes and find it there (in the iTunes store under the iTunes U tab; the class is a free download), or use Harvard’s own web presence at cs50.tv. The class is geared for an audience with no programming experience; starting with C will throw you into the deep end, but that’s part of why I’m so impressed with Malan and the materials that Harvard has published to help you through it.

I’m not in the least surprised to hear that the SEAL team had orders to kill, not capture Osama bin Laden. But I’m also not going to believe it just yet.

According to the AP, the new SEAL memoir says that the Obama administration lied about whether the team was given capture orders. The memoir also says that no one on the SEAL team is an Obama supporter, alongside several other tidbits quoted by the AP that would make good fodder as GOP talking points.

Here’s where I have questions: I consider it somewhat convenient that this kind of information would hit the airwaves in the pre-election window. In fairness, though, the AP reports that the book was originally pegged to a 9/11 publication date, which strikes me as an excellent, although tasteless, marketing ploy.

It’s remarkably unclear from the piece whether the AP has an advance copy of the book, or whether they’re quoting a Dutton press release. It states, “The Associated Press purchased a copy of the book Tuesday.” But the book isn’t available until 9/1, and advance press copies aren’t typically for sale—so are they working with an advance copy? Had they said nothing, I’d assume they were, as I’d assume that the AP would be on the gratis list. But since it’s also news that the DoD is only now getting their advance copies, this is a bit odd.

This might be a bit too inside-baseball, but the difference is this: give the AP an advance copy, and you’ve got 330 pages of book that could conceivably generate a headline. Give them and others a press release only, and then you’ve got a much better chance of dictating what headlines are going to make the news. People marketing the book won’t much care either way, as both will sell copies. People caring about framing the political message are definitely going to prefer the latter.

In any case, what’s really confusing me is this: I’m one of the people who are happy to hear that Obama might have ordered bin Laden’s capture, because I believe bin Laden was a criminal. But this puts me into a remarkably small focus group of Americans—so there is damned little to gain politically by the Obama administration to appeal to me, especially since just about everyone in that cohort is going to lean Democratic for many other reasons.

Sounds to me like we’re about to hear a shitstorm of attacks on the Obama administration for lying to appeal to people like me. Which the Obama administration doesn’t normally care about doing. And that’s the biggest reason why this headline is striking me as bullshit.