Zach Weinersmith @ZachWeiner:
Getting stressed trying to buffer out all the traveling I’m about to do. Someone tell me jokes.

@ZachWeiner What do you call it if Zack Weiner travels too far and falls into the ocean? Buffer overflow.

Shawn King @ShawnKing:
My lunch: Macaroni salad on a bed of spinach with farm fresh tomatoes and Kalamata olives. WTF IS WRONG WITH ME!?

Moltz @Moltz:
@ShawnKing Who do you think you are? @adamengst?

Shawn King @ShawnKing:
@Moltz @adamengst I KNOW! Apparently, without my knowledge, I somehow made a healthy(ish) lunch. Even worse? IT’S YUMMY!

@ShawnKing @moltz @adamengst If you start wearing shoes with toes, seek medical attention immediately.

“@Reuters: Ten years later, DC sniper says he felt like “scum” http://reut.rs/W4e6O3 ” // Oddly enough, many people agree with him.

rik panganiban @rikomatic:
Seeing “Looper” today at 8:45 at Westfield Mall. Sounds really good! #fb

@rikomatic Whatever you do, don’t see it again, or you’ll risk breaking the time-space continuum.

Marco Tabini @mtabini:
This is kinda cool. pic.twitter.com/9frsDCUR

Lex Friedman @lexfri:
@mtabini Ugh, KM? Must be a bug. #droid #sponsored

Marco Tabini @mtabini:
@lexfri We put the ‘K’ in front of miles to confuse the Yanks.

@mtabini @lexfri I thought that was because the distance between any two people in Canada is best measured in kilomiles.

Marco Tabini @mtabini:
Attempted to explain set theory to my nine year old son, who now thinks his dad is a mad scientist.

@mtabini Introduce him to Douglas Hofstadter, and you’ll shortly appear normal again.

Emily Jacobi @emjacobi:
Anyone have recommendations on how to plan a trip to see aurora borealis?

@emjacobi Go north. Stop when you begin heading south.

Emily Jacobi @emjacobi:
@jeffporten easy enough ;)

David Chartier @chartier:
If you’re wondering why I’m finally fed up with Squarespace 6, here’s your answer: http://j.mp/QDt6Bv 

@chartier Keep me posted on where you land. Would like to jump ship on WordPress for something more fungible, not sure where.

“@Slate: Todd Akin Gets a Helping Hand From GOP Senators http://slate.me/QAcCKE ” // swear to God, thought this said ‘Raping Hand’ at first

Kirk McElhearn @mcelhearn:
My current iCloud plan expires in 2050. http://img.ly/nXve 

@mcelhearn So clearly, iCloud isn’t on Unix time, or it would expire in 2039.

Kirk McElhearn @mcelhearn:
@jeffporten Hey, that’s right.

Melody Kramer @mkramer:
Im changing my middle name from Joy to Self-sabotage.

@mkramer You don’t have to; most Jews have that in our Hebrew names.

So it turns out that Obama is a member of the Muslim Brotherhood and wants all the Jews to die—according to a poker player I met last night.

Peter Cohen @flargh:
@jeffporten For the last time, he’s a member of the Muslin brotherhood and wants polyester to die.

@flargh And Apple uses a linen texture background! Clearly, they must be jihadist supporters as well.

Cheap Apple Whores @CheapAppleWhore:
It’s Not Apple Maps, It’s You http://www.cheapapplewhores.com/?p=8 

Cheap Apple Whores @CheapAppleWhore:
A farewell to Ping http://www.cheapapplewhores.com/?p=50 

Glenn Fleishman @GlennF:
In the past, today’s votes could shift. Now, significant %age of states in play will have votes cast before election day.

Kirk McElhearn @mcelhearn:
@GlennF I think early voting is anti-democratic.

Glenn Fleishman @GlennF:
@mcelhearn Because there’s not enough time for propaganda and gaffes to change people’s minds?

@GlennF @mcelhearn Some concern that early voting mechanisms allow coerced voting, but I don’t agree with Kirk.

Kirk McElhearn @mcelhearn:
@jeffporten @GlennF And, while I’m stirring things up, I think voting should be obligatory, is in some socialist EU countries.

@mcelhearn @glennf No objections to *encouraging* votes, but I think 1st Amendment includes right to abstain.

Kirk McElhearn @mcelhearn:
@jeffporten @glennf You can still vote and abstain. Here in Europe, you make a “blank vote.” It is counted as such.

“@washingtonpost: Courts weighing if forced prostitution make women eligible for asylum http://wapo.st/R0CU6e ” // should be fastest yes ever

@glennf fyi, your Seattle Times review is a top headline on my Android phone

Glenn Fleishman @GlennF:
FiveThirtyEight has just ticked Obama up from 81.7% to 83.9% probability of winning in a matter of days. With early voting, may be a lock.

@GlennF I seriously doubt that Romney can move polls in debate with Obama.

Glenn Fleishman @GlennF:
@jeffporten Yurp. People who are deciding by gut instead of intelligence/policy aren’t watching.

Glenn Fleishman @GlennF:
@jeffporten Also, the lock in. I love early voting.

Glenn Fleishman @GlennF:
The phrase “collect data anonymously about users for purposes like improving content” is illegitimate.

@GlennF okay, why?

Glenn Fleishman @GlennF:
@jeffporten The definition may be stretched to the point of an 80-year-old porn star’s nether parts.

@GlennF You have a real knack for metaphor.

Glenn Fleishman @GlennF:
@jeffporten Only for those who appreciate them.

@GlennF Thrilled to learn that you think I’m into granny porn.

“@johncusack: in case u need it, one more: Exposed: U.S. May Have Designated Assange an “Enemy of the State” http://www.democracynow.org/2012/9/27/exposed_us_may_have_designated_julian#.UGTa5rAE1ew.twitter …” @GlennF