Jason Snell @jsnell:
My children, Dark Phoenix and the Ninja. (Cc @hotdogsladies) pic.twitter.com/ijJIn4ch

@jsnell @hotdogsladies Careful, she’s famous for saying, “I’m hungry, this Snell should do nicely.”

John C. Welch @bynkii:
right now, I’d not pay for VMware were it to come with a week of blowjobs from movies stars on the yacht they gave me in fucking Bali

@bynkii in that case, shit, I’ll buy a license for you.

Darby Lines @Angry_Drunk:
Apple: “We have more money than God” Wall Street: “But do you have more money than Super God?”

@Angry_Drunk Why does God need money? To buy a spaceship.

rik panganiban @rikomatic:
Reason #16 why folding bikes rock: throwing my #brompton under my shopping cart while shopping. pic.twitter.com/MhL50wl2

@rikomatic As a highly mobile non-driver, I’d love to rent bikes. But I can’t get around the “injury to myself or my gadgets” issue.

Bad cough and achy. Suspecting @glennf of kissing me on the way to Dulles last week.

Jeff Carlson @jeffcarlson:
@jeffporten @glennf @jsnell So now “Glenning” has a darker meaning.

@jeffcarlson @jsnell Or a lighter one. @glennf is kinda cute.

Kevin van Haaren @kvanh:
Whoa, i accomplished something today. A first for this week.

@kvanh That’s what I like about putting on socks. It’s an easy thing to check off.

John C. Welch @bynkii:
every time I see “this country was founded by people seeking religious freedom” I smile at the child-like innocence & ignorance displayed.

Darby Lines @Angry_Drunk:
@bynkii But that sounds so much better than “This country was founded (in part) by a bunch of fundy zealots who got thrown out of England.”

John C. Welch @bynkii:
@Angry_Drunk yeah. people like dey fairy tayles, what can you do.

Darby Lines @Angry_Drunk:
@bynkii It’s like the dolts who think that the Battle of Thermopylae was about “FREEEEDOM!!”

@Angry_Drunk @bynkii I thought the Battle of Thermopylae was for the liberty to practice homoeroticism with 300 guys in the mountains.

Glenn Fleishman @GlennF:
Yesterday: strep kicking my ass. Today: Antibiotics kicking my ass.

Guy English @gte:
@GlennF ugh. Hope you didn’t pick it up from your visit. Get well soon! And good luck tomorrow night in the past.

Jason Snell @jsnell:
@gte @GlennF Oh awesome, I’ve got a sore throat too!

Glenn Fleishman @GlennF:
@jsnell @gte I swear I didn’t kiss you. Not that I remember. That was a lot of wine poured on Saturday night.

Safe bet that if there were a picture of @GlennF & @jsnell kissing, a rumor site would have claimed that the iPhone 5 affects Kinsey scale.

rik panganiban @rikomatic:
Drinking the first “real” cup of coffee I’ve had in a week (I.e.made by me). I feel superhuman! #fb

@rikomatic Let me guess: caffeine grip and jitter action? #JeffPortenActionDoll

rik panganiban @rikomatic:
@jeffporten more like did 75 kettle bell reps and then 18 pull ups.

@rikomatic Jeez. If caffeine had the same effect on me, I’d look like Jack LaLanne.

Interesting watching which “undecided” voters approach Romney and which approach Obama.

Jason Snell @jsnell:
Counterfeit Apple Store mention!!! Unreal.

Glenn Fleishman @GlennF:
~@jsnell Why aren’t you moderating this?

@GlennF @jsnell Would love to see a “Defend the Indefensible” segment. Oh, wait, I already have.

“@RyanLizza: CNN clock now has Obama getting a full 5 more mins than Romney so far.” // very surprised, thought Romney was the dick.

Starting to think that “Osama bin Laden is dead” is the Democratic goyishe “next year in Jerusalem.”