“@FireMeElmo: Elmo been three for over thirty years!” // Actually looked this up. Jesus. Still think of Elmo as “that new red Grover.”

“@HowardKurtz: Kinder, gentler Mitt accuses Obama of not working with GOP.” // Grumpy dickish me hopes Romney ain’t seen nothing yet.

erika owens @erika_owens:
@jeffporten oh, good! Love to hear about the impact of reporting like that. It is very scary. After 2004, I have no hubris.

@erika_owens I’ve been feeling good thanks to Nate Silver, but right now I just want to eat 20 Xanax and curl up with hot cocoa.

Melody Kramer @mkramer:
People can’t wait 2+ hours to vote on work days. Today should be a national holiday.

@mkramer Or just stop holding it on frickin’ Tuesdays.

Glenn Fleishman @GlennF:
Who casts the first vote in America? Is there, like, a contest for that?

@GlennF There’s a town in NH. Want to call it Gobbler’s Knob, but that could be the Benadryl talking.

Glenn Fleishman @GlennF:
Is there a slot machine bot?

@GlennF Hell, man, I could write one in AppleScript with the right Thunderbolt cable.

Jesse Spector @jessespector:
140 characters not enough to answer this. RT @kylevetrano: what’s wrong with CNN?

@jessespector @kylevetrano I’ll try: ratings whores who forgot that their original brand was journalistic integrity.

“@nytimes: Campbell of 2 Live Crew now a HS coach, tells players not to swear” // 2 Live Jews still as kosher as they wanna be

Greg Knauss @gknauss:
@GlennF Do you know how Obama is going to manage instituting sharia law while also promoting homosexuality? Alternate days or what?

@gknauss @GlennF Don’t forget he’s also a communist. It’s all done with a proletariat pool of communal genitals.

“@nprfreshair: Terry: “We’re never ever getting back together” on the air…because it’s title of Taylor Swift song.”//Ira Glass heartbroken

Meanwhile, back in PA: @HnstyNgov: Romney staff refuse to let frostbitten children leave #PA rally http://americablog.com/2012/11/romney-staff-refusing-to-let-frostbitten-children-leave-pa-rally.html …

Off for a walk through Toronto. If I don’t tweet by morning, send a St. Bernard with coffee and Bailey’s.

Alex Kudera @kudera:
@jeffporten hey, enjoy Toronto; one thing i like about that place is the access to quality pho all over town.

@kudera on a walking tour and saw five places to try. Will have to come back.

Alex Abboud @alexabboud:
#Toronto tweeps, need a place I can work for the next few hours with free WiFi and close to U of T. Help?

@alexabboud I’m at Starbucks near Bloor, across from St. George station exit. Here for the same reason.

Alex Abboud @alexabboud:
@jeffporten wait. Were you at VT!? Did I not see you the whole weekend? I’ll head over & say hi. On Madison N of Bloor. Need to leave at 4.

@alexabboud When we sang Red & Blue, you must’ve missed me through all of the napkins. :-)

Martin Kennedy @mkyeg:
@jeffporten @alexabboud Sorry to have missed you at VT, Jeff. Had a great time. Seriously thinking of VP 100.

@mkyeg @alexabboud See you at VP. We’ll organize a caravan.

Amused that Canadian Starbucks wifi is 4x faster than American.