Melody Kramer @mkramer:
Baking cookies and watching Love Actually with ’05/6 @pennband‘os. A timeless holiday tradition, started in 2008.

@mkramer @pennband That’s adorable.

Glenn Fleishman @GlennF:
I like our new president, much better negotiator than the one we had the last four years: bit.ly/UffayH

@GlennF we are both hoping for Obama dayenu. jeffporten.com/?p=4401

Italian prime minister Monti steps down. Penn alums in Italy will miss him more than they expected to, but look forward to fewer key changes.

Experiencing brainlock: need utility that triggers macros, i.e., “When tethered to iPhone, stop friggin’ podcast d/ls.” Suggestions?

@jeffporten Just looked for Proxi, but it appears to be dead.

Kevin van Haaren @kvanh:
@jeffporten Sidekick? Although it seems to use geo-location. oomphalot.com/sidekick/

@kvanh Hmm. Might be useful for other stuff.

Sharon Hill @IDoubtIt:
Cranial deformation is not ALIEN « Doubtful bit.ly/UemFpM

@IDoubtIt But that won’t stop me from hitting myself in the head with a shoe until I get a spaceship.

@Total_Rewards: we hope you enjoy your time with loved ones!” // Last time I called your dealers that, got a restraining order.

A State dinner of Kerried Rice

There has been a lot of discussion going around in liberal circles ever since John Kerry’s name was first floated for Secretary of State. I’ve been surprised by the amount of vitriol, but as best as I can tell, none of the objections were about his qualifications for office—which to my way of thinking are the biggest deal.

A guy who’s a little stiff and gives long, sonorous speeches? Perfect diplomat. I prefer an old idea I heard a few years back, wherein Biden and Clinton would swap jobs for term 2, but I’m fairly sure there are Constitutional reasons why that would have to be announced before November. And if it’s true that both are lining up for 2016, well, I can see why Joe would have issues with the idea. But one thing I really like about Biden, despite his reputation for speaking off the cuff: he gets shit done, and he knows how to work a negotiation.

Most of my peers’ objections to Kerry have gone like this: we just picked up a win in Massachusetts, and Scott Brown isn’t likely to be able to regroup before the next Massachusetts Senate race; opening up a seat hands an opportunity to the GOP for a pickup that isn’t necessary. I don’t know if I buy this line of reasoning.

But what does bug me: I’ve never quite understood why the GOP went apeshit over Susan Rice. At the time, I would have told you that going apeshit is just the reflexive stance of the Republican party, and they like to have an apeshit position at any given time to keep their constituents sufficiently angry and frightened. If it weren’t Benghazi, it would be something else, and it damn well will be something else as soon as possible. Like arming teachers.

On the other hand, let’s say that the GOP bean counters saw in advance that Kerry would be Obama’s second pick, and predicted that the appropriate amount of apeshit would give them a shot at a Senate pickup. If that was their plan, then the result is that the GOP threw yet another shitfit that was entirely divorced from reality, and once again, the Democrats reflexively rewarded them for their efforts.

That’s the bigger thing that has to change. That’s what I was hoping to see die in Obama’s second term. And if it’s continuing this early, well, it sucks to be disappointed before the man is even sworn in again.

So I track my comps along with my poker and gambling wins and losses to see whether I’m coming out ahead on this whole “Jeff spends lots of time in casinos” deal. I think I’m setting a new record, as the comp value of my hotel stays in the next 6-odd weeks is $1,963.

Diane Rehm on Mental Illness

Excellent hour of interviews on spotting and treating mental illness, highlighting the truly awful state our treatment system is in. Paraphrasing: “Thirty years ago I could say some states had excellent systems in place. Today, you have to go to Northern Europe to find a good one.”

Identifying And Treating Severe Mental Illness (web page link for streaming audio and transcript)

iTunes download link

Rich Siegel @siegel:
My @FedEx package keeps alternating between “On FedEx vehicle for delivery” and “At local FedEx facility.” What’s the story on that?

@siegel Depends. Is it larger than a proton, and how precisely do you know its velocity?

Rich Siegel @siegel:
@jeffporten I’m …uncertain.

Will subscribe to @TheMagazine to learn what to pitch @GlennF, but really, my last problem right now is “I need more to read,” however good.