• Joshua Ellis:
  Yes, it’s wonderful you’re using this medium to read nebulous unverified eyewitness reports of something. McLuhan says have a cookie.

• Glenn Fleishman:
  “My name is Favor single girl. I seek for a trustworthy and honest partner.”

@GlennF send her to me. I’m 43 and lowering my standards.

@chartier Am I right in thinking that a brute force attack on 1Password requires access to the hardware?

• David Chartier:
  @jeffporten Or a copy of the data file.

• David Chartier:
  @jeffporten Feel free to email if you have more questions. DC @ the company I work for.

@chartier That’s what I thought. Many thanks. Switching over a client, needed to answer their tech ?s. Will follow up as needed.

@chartier I follow you, feel free to d me your address so I have it on hand.

• Melody Kramer:
  What’s an average bedroom in Washington go for, rent-wise, these days? Meaning a share of an apartment. Anything under $1000?

@mkramer Depends on proximity to Metro. Group housing usually avail in $800 range.

• Melody Kramer:
  “I miss organic chemistry and biochemistry so much.” — not @mkramer

@mkramer Somewhere, orgo and biochem are deep in their petri dishes, thinking about the one who left them.

• David Chartier:
  The @verge now lets you link a specific paragraph. Well played.

@chartier Also possible on NYT. Double-tap shift to show graf tags. This blew my mind.

• rik panganiban:
  Really sunny on my balcony right now. I need a deck chair! #fb

@rikomatic But it’s San Francisco, so I’m thinking deck chair with umbrella quick-release.

• rik panganiban:
  @jeffporten more like a comforter when temperature drops 20 degrees.

“@GeorgeHrab: Anyone who claims to have intestinal fortitude is probably full of shit.” // The riddle of the sphincter

• Chris Breen:
  It saddens me to lose followers over NRA tweets. But looking on the bright side, it means more hillbillies have learned to read. #yesmean

@BodyofBreen This may be generous. We all have text-to-speech these days.

• Chris Breen:
  @jeffporten True, but it’s hard to power that technology with cow pies.

• Glenn Fleishman:
  Interesting email from outfit that is helping to crowdfund movie theater upgrades to digital. But they don’t provide enough background info.

@GlennF I’d be surprised if any theaters have enough community support. Most of ones I know switched to profit/poor service long ago.

• Jon Seff:
  iMovie, why can’t I hide you when you’re exporting a movie? And why do you beep at me when I try to move your window out of the way instead?

@jonseff Guessing: hammers CPU so much that most folks will hate multitasking? Does Spaces work?

• Jon Seff:
  @jeffporten Haven’t tried it in Spaces, but that’s a good idea. Still so much stupid about iMovie.

3rd law of hotels: no matter how many towels, and how few of you, there’s always you dripping in the shower, all the towels in the bedroom.

• Jesse Spector:
  There’s actually a George Carlin joke about that. RT @seansamberg: how do they throw out garbage cans?

@jessespector @seansamberg My favorite: how do you wash out the bucket used to make a homeopathic remedy?

• Melody Kramer:
  A summary: http://sfy.co/jI6C 

@mkramer What’s amusing me is that your police scanner report came through just as everyone was redacting the prior report.

• Glenn Fleishman:
  My mother in law’s mouse stopped working. We put in a new mouse, plugged it into USB. It can scroll but not click. I’m baffled.

@GlennF My guess, something is being interpreted as a permanent mousedown. Check internal USB in system report?

• Glenn Fleishman:
  @jeffporten Not permanent mousedown: I can remote access and it works fine with mouse plugged in.

@GlennF You can click through remote access, but not from the hardware? Check behind closet door for Rod Serling.

• Glenn Fleishman:
  @jeffporten I know, I know. Something died. I may actually need to reinstall the OS.

@GlennF How about disconnecting the mouse, and using universal access to click with the keyboard?

• Glenn Fleishman:
  @jeffporten Havne’t gotten to that point yet (I’m not on site)

@GlennF Reinstalling the OS is for losers. It will be much more satisfying to take the next three days of your time to solve this problem.

• Glenn Fleishman:
  It’s like Mac OS X lost the notion of clicking. Mouse pref pane has nothing weird. I even installed MSFT Mouse software for new mouse.

@GlennF If it were me, I’d be firing up AppleScript and using system events to fire clicks.

• Kevin van Haaren:
  @jeffporten @GlennF keyboard maestro one of your function keys to a mouse click

@kvanh @glennf I never use time-saving software when I can write an AppleScript in only six hours.