“@Pennalumni: The class flags, ready and waiting for the Penn Alumni Weekend Parade of Classes” // actually for the Sack & Pillage of Drexel

  • Dan Moren:
    Just glad that I?ve fulfilled my goal for the trip of seeing works by Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michaelangelo, and Master Splinter.
  • Glenn Fleishman:
    Uffizi? No it?s fitsa-U!
  • Dan Moren:
    I would dearly love to steal the Rick Steves joke about my U-feetsies being tired.

My favorite was explaining to the American family that we weren’t at the Uscita station

  • Darby Lines:
    Any story at the intersection of tech and medicine is the fucking singularity of stupid comments.

“The fucking singularity” would be a great name for an extra small Fleshlight.