Not sure what kind of popcorn the guy next to me is eating, but my guess is on “rancid yak butter”.
Author Archives: Jeff Porten
Google Now amusing fact: it’s decided I work at the Starbucks on Penn campus and automatically shows me traffic maps to there.
“@wilw: Happy Mother’s Day to my space mom, @gates_mcfadden!” // awwwwwww
- Jason Snell:
Ooops. Doctor Who season finale ships early to thousands of Blu-Ray purchasers.
@jsnell That damned TARDIS targeting circuit strikes again.
Google Now amusing fact: it’s decided I work at the Starbucks on Penn campus and automatically shows me traffic maps to there.
Starbucks
Allegro Pizza
- Andrew Laurence:
@angrymacbastard where is y’all’s content hosted? AMB episodes are the slowest downloading of all my subs.
@atlauren @angrymacbastard That’s not a bandwidth issue. That’s because if subject AMB to compression, they’ll go off like a fucking H-bomb.
- Andrew Laurence:
@jeffporten @angrymacbastard safety first!
- Angry Mac Bastards:
@atlauren @jeffporten Amazon S3 actually.
An open letter to my Mom
This is the tenth Mother’s Day since my Mom died, and so I’m posting an open letter to her, sharing something I found today that I really wish I had said to her when I had the chance.
Miss your emails, Mom.
@mkramer Note: “networking” and “socializing” nearly synonymous in DC. Cultural thing.
- SciencePorn:
Bacon affects the brain the same way as cocaine, overloading pleasure centers in the brain and requiring increasing amounts to be satisfied.
?@SciencePorn: Bacon affects brain like cocaine, overloading pleasure centers and requiring increasing amounts.? // As if that’s a problem.
- Josh Centers:
So Marvel built their entire online comic service on Flash. What a scalable, long-term strategy.
@jcenters But… Flash is DC. Shouldn’t they have built it on Quicksilver?
- Josh Centers:
@jeffporten Quicksilverlight
- Melody Joy Kramer:
How do I meet cool and laid back people in DC who are interested in: biking, hiking, exploring weeknight free events and restaurants?
@mkramer Easiest networking town you’ll ever live in. http://Meetup.com alone will fill your schedule.
@mkramer my favorite serendipitous meet-people hike: Melvin Hazen Trail –> Rock Creek –> Zoo. Follow with Starbucks, Tryst in Adams Morgan
@mkramer Also of note: movies on the Mall, Smithsonians, AFI Silver, anything at Politics & Prose. City Paper events section also good.
Geoff Nunberg, brilliant as always
I have to get some e-money from my virtual bank so I can play cyberpoker. That sounds so 1997. How long before gay marriage sounds equally quaint?
“@SciencePorn: Bacon affects brain like cocaine, overloading pleasure centers and requiring increasing amounts.” // As if that’s a problem.
- Jon Seff:
Uh, no thanks -> “The domain http://seffaflik.com will go on sale shortly and we are sending emails to all with similar domains”
@jonseff No plans on a DIY cam site, then?
Chamounix Mansion
- Steven Frank:
I?m sure it?s different iOS v Android too. Does it use search history? From app only? What if you disable history on the website? Questions!
@stevenf Pretty sure it tracks what it displays and long it takes you to dismiss to learn which cards are useful over time.
- Serenity Caldwell:
We walked a lot today. (For the record, @lexfri: 30,000 steps.) pic.twitter.com/dyCp0SiorO