Was just reminded of a dream last night in which I played 3-6 limit poker using bologna sandwiches as chips.

?@romanmars: Waking up with “88 Lines About 44 Women” in your head: good omen or bad omen?? // Probably better than waking up with 44 women

• Glenn Fleishman:
  The Fitbit has been wonderful at motivating me for two things: remembering to keep moving during the day; destroy @lexfri.

• Kirk McElhearn:
  @GlennF @lexfri But don’t forget, a treadmill step is only a half a real step because the treadmill moves. I do 10K real steps a day.

@mcelhearn @GlennF @lexfri Don’t worry, Kirk, English weather and cuisine will cut that by two-thirds in no time.

• Peter Cohen:
  Putting a white Apple logo sticker on your car is basically telling thieves “break in, there’s an iPhone or iPod in here somewhere.”

@flargh Putting a rainbow Apple logo sticker on your car is basically telling thieves, “Dude, need an 8-track?”

• Peter Cohen:
  @jeffporten “I’ve got Foghat and Seals & Croft!”

Lots of tweets from WH press room. No problem with journos bitching, so long as they *also* tweet when they’re treated very well.

I’m pretty much a dilettante journalist, but even I get my ass kissed pretty often.

Modern Zeno’s Paradox: 1.5 mi to Starbucks. Need Starbucks for the walk to Starbucks. Will it take infinite time to arrive?

• Melody Joy Kramer:
  Random door at geographic. http://instagram.com/p/ZYTPQxAbWh/ 

@mkramer always assumed they’d all be marked NE or SSW.

• David Chartier:
  I?ve worked with PCs for nearly two decades, built em for a long time. Still get a little worried when a hard drive spins up or down.

@chartier It’s not the spinning, it’s the whirring noise. That’s the problem with SSDs, I need a new reason to panic.

• Brett Kelly:
  Coffee shop wifi is broken and my iPhone refuses to pair with my laptop (for tethering) and I?ve decided I want to become a farmer.

@inkedmn Bluetooth pairing usually fixed by rebooting both devices. Easier than mucking around in Terminal.

• Glenn Fleishman:
  I tell @TheMagazineApp writers to build a non-fiction narrative, but that requires non-fiction. That is not asking a source to invent things

• Jeff Carlson:
  @GlennF @TheMagazineApp A journalist should never ask a source to invent things. That’s the journalist’s job! #doingitwrong

@jeffcarlson @glennf @themagazineapp Thanks to the Internet, fabricating evidence is usually much easier than actual research.

• Ryan Kelly:
  Going to sound cray cray, but Hack lost this match taking Cruz out.

@ryankelly This tweet just made @thorntonmh and me think, “the Senator?”

?@nytimes: All NYC police are reminded that women may go topless http://nyti.ms/19u6RUb ? // I think NYT has tweeted this 8 times today

Look up Childrens Hospital (the TV show) on your Mac… get a Google Now card on phone saying 10 min drive to Children’s Hosp. of Philly.

• Dan Moren:
  Kind words from @jcenters about recent @Macworld pieces, including two I shepherded. http://cl.ly/OzG8 

• Josh Centers:
  @dmoren @Macworld Thanks Dan! So you?re the elusive Mr. Staff. :-)

• Dan Moren:
  @jcenters @Macworld You could say that I?ve infected the staff.Like a staff infection. Or not.

@dmoren @jcenters @macworld If you are drug-resistant, you are endangering us all.