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Monthly Archives: July 2009

This Would Save Detroit

Posted on July 24, 2009

tronlightcycleDisney has announced the Tron Lightcycle 2010 model, now with midair rezzing to reduce parking times to zero.

And brakes.

Demo video at Flynn Lives, which will make you think that 2010 is too damn long to wait.

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Please Vader, Don’t Hurt Them

Posted on July 22, 2009

Blogging will resume shortly. In the meantime, one of the reasons why the Internet was invented:

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Dossier: Jeff Porten

  • Macintosh, IT, and productivity consultant. Contributor to TidBITS, freelance writer, and occasional book author. Radical progressive. Poker obsessive.

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