In the dream I was having when I woke up this morning, I was making plans to go see a movie called “The Xeriactive Chrondriac”. Piecing together Greek and Latin roots, this appears to mean “the man with an extremely dry stomach.”

I infer that this movie is a foreign import, translated into English by a crack team of Oxbridge linguists, with estimated opening weekend box office receipts of $24. I’m also somewhat relieved that I woke up before actually seeing the movie.