Brian pointed me to the Australian Santa Clauses (Santa Clai?) who can’t say “ho ho ho” for fear of deriding nearby women as harlots.

So let me get this straight: once a year, millions of people take their offspring to see a jolly fat messiah icon whose image was invented by the Coca-Cola company, who then bribes children with presents in order to get them to sit on his lap. The children are encouraged to be extra good in order to curry favor with this man, who then will visit their homes while they’re sleeping.

And the issue is the word “ho”? Seems to me that the goyim are missing the obvious.