Garrison Keillor on the chosen president:

An ancient Republican dropped by my house on Monday to sun himself on my porch and announce over coffee that he is now an independent. The problem is that his party has become the Calvinist party and he is Episcopalian. In his church, faith and doubt sit side by side: It’s fear that we must cast out. But in the Republican Party, fear is the fuel that runs the car.

Kryptonite is real. Or at least, white kryptonite is real, but it doesn’t appear to have the ability to destroy all plant life.

Ohio 2004 election results were hosted on RNC-linked servers, with opportunities in the chain to tamper with the tallies.

This alarm clock could be the most amazing thing I’ve ever seen. And you can actually buy one.

eFax customer service representatives fail the Turing test. (This page is a must-view for the illustration.)