For some reason, the top two searches that get people here are “4×4” and “tuning”, with “4×4 tuning” not far afterwards. Apparently I’m now a light truck expert. Variations on rigged PowerBall are a close second.

Two lists today: searches that amuse me, and searches that amaze me (by giving me such a high Google rank).

Amusing:

1. allowed nude home open windows? (1/435,000)
2. porten park (1/186,000)—hey, does this really exist somewhere?
3. guy holding starbucks tray (4/58,800)—can’t imagine what this guy was looking for
4. best way to win on keno mathematically (8/16,500)—just like War Games, the only way to win is not to play
5. diseases frequently bought by flight attendants (9/341,000)
6. how to measure for drapes (11/479,000)
7. animated cochroach (12/152,000)
8. naked window dorm penn (15/215,000)
9. vast Jeff wang (not in top 100)
10. sleestak (not in top 100)

Amazing:

1. jews at microsoft (1/1,220,000)
2. blue apple conspiracy (1/1,150,000)
3. arrogant bastard telecom (2/16,400)
4. best new yorker cartoon ever (3/573,000)
5. jewish redheads (3/181,000)
6. groh vs. ramirez (4/10,100)
7. roosevelt conspiracy (5/1,010,000)
8. l’enfant loews plaza website (7/16,800)—I love that my “Loews is really pissing me off” post comes up so high.