…turn a fishtank into a deep fryer. With the fish still in it. Also demonstrates how to blow up a glass of water.

…be certain that you’re hiring a good designer.

…create art from construction paper and OCD.

…treat your skull like a word processor. Or, as the case may be, a food processor.

…make the American South even more medieval for the women unfortunate enough to live there.

…have sex. No, really.