My favorite search terms that brought people here, in order of Google PageRank:

1. jeff is an idiot, 1/7,740,000

2. “government can do nothing well”, 1/14

3. Groh vs. Ramirez, 4/10,700

4. Kappa Alpha Society conspiracy, 5/59,500 (according to the first hit, we’re the official campus recruiting arm of the Klan)

5. participate in partisan political management campaigns or conventions unless attending a convention as a spectator when not in uniform, 6/28,000

6. how can i have my cell phone and foil a metal detector, 18/186,000