If you’re still checking in and you’re a carbon-based life form, you truly must be one of my favorite people. When I said I’d be updating the site in March, I neglected to mention which March I had in mind. So thanks for your patience.

On the other hand, if this is your first time here, the site has always looked like this.

Of course, you’ve noticed the spiffy new color scheme, inspired in part by my alma mater. No, it has nothing to do with red, white and blue. American or French versions.

A few words on the new sections of the site:

I’m going to be running two blogs here. Portentia is my space for essays, long-form blathering, and anything in general that takes me more than five minutes to write. The Jeff Wing Conspiracy is the more standard blog linking to interesting tidbits I find on the web and elsewhere.

Over in Software, I’ll be publishing various utilities and knick-knacks that I’ve written to make my life easier. Publications is a log of when I manage to get myself published by actual editors, while Photos is a vanity spot (as opposed to the rest of the site, right?) for things I thought were worth capturing in pixels. I am not a photographer. You have been warned.

Finally, I’m resurrecting two old sections. Friends of Jeff is the obligatory list of links to the sites of friends and colleagues. And Where’s Jeff? will tell you (or warn you) when I might be in your neck of the woods.