I recently signed up with a news service in order to promote my book. They send me headlines of stories that journalists want to write, I reply if someone is writing a story I’m expert on.
This is very boring as I have to read 100 headlines for every one I reply to. And some of these are ridiculous. Therefore, I will mock them.
Signs The Universe Is Trying To Hook You Up With “The One”
you become spaghettified as you pass the event horizon of a black hole
tips to make sure you and your employees aren’t breaking the law
discard the business model of robbing banks
Strategies to Increase Your Organization’s Market Share
sell more things
How sleep can help your skin look better
avoids needing to use meth to stay awake
The Health Benefits Of Sleeping With Your Dog
people with germs tend to avoid people who practice bestiality
Looking for sources for a story about pet sharks
the longer you wait, the harder they are to find
How to microwave sweet potatoes
if this is unclear, a kitchen contains sharp objects and you should not be near them
Ways to Use Canned Sardines in Cooking
getting your in-laws to leave early
Bonding with horses
you should talk to that guy with the dog