I have to read headline pitches. It’s boring. I mock the worst ones.
Is “summer penis” real? ISO doctors/urologist
no, mine vanishes from solstice to solstice
The Downside of Monogamy and the Upside of Adultery
not sure why you need experts to tell you this
Seeking Thought Leaders in Artificial Intelligence
wait, do you mean the human ones?
What’s the future for women entrepreneurs?
about half
Future customer experience trends: 2019
will continue to hate airlines and Comcast
Tempest fighter jet: Has data power replaced air power?
wtf no
Cat massage
there are two things this can mean and both are creepy
How do you give a tall daughter confidence?
point and laugh at short girls
Back to School Gift Guide (my blog has over 1 million page views per month)
Irrelevant Non Sequitur (I won 2nd place in a 1984 science fair)